A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station...
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
What WAS the best thing before sliced bread?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Have you ever noticed.... Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
