someone dropped a chunk

[Tide In Mind Out]

i was at the mall this morning before work, and went into the bathroom. and as i was finishing up i heard a little girl and her mom come in and the girl was going from stall to stall going "that one's dirty, that one's dirty, that one's clean" and her mom was like "oh they're fine just pick one. i can't believe you climbed into the bathtub display, i just can't understand why you would do something like tha-----ewww! lauren! no! thats from someone's period!!"
*takes her to the trash can then to the sink*
"WHAT did you think that was??"
girl-"i dunno, jelly!?!"
"WHY would you pick jelly up off the floor??"
i couldn't hold it in anymore and had to leave right then

 

[Captain Beard]

You should've said "Oh sorry, I have bad aim."

 

[Volke]

Narsty!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahaha

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You should've said "Oh sorry, I have bad aim."

i should have

 

[Volke]

I can only imagine what that poor child is thinking right now....that's going to happen to me.

 

[metal17]

hmmm...I'm confused, I don't understand what you wrote.

 

[SirDidymus127]

Cara... from previous experience... i have to admit that i was nervous to read this thread, scared of what i might find... hahaha

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

thats really discusting

 

[Volke]

Funny as hell though.

 

[wills pall]

wills mom still wipes his lose ass

 

[-Rivfader-]

i was at the mall this morning before work, and went into the bathroom. and as i was finishing up i heard a little girl and her mom come in and the girl was going from stall to stall going "that one's dirty, that one's dirty, that one's clean" and her mom was like "oh they're fine just pick one. i can't believe you climbed into the bathtub display, i just can't understand why you would do something like tha-----ewww! lauren! no! thats from someone's period!!"
*takes her to the trash can then to the sink*
"WHAT did you think that was??"
girl-"i dunno, jelly!?!"
"WHY would you pick jelly up off the floor??"
i couldn't hold it in anymore and had to leave right then

That is funny as hell. Gross but funny.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Gore-riffic.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hah hah hah hah hah uke:

 

[Dead_Lioness]

hmmm...I'm confused, I don't understand what you wrote.

some girl ate red cherry jello in a piblic bathroom and Cara thinks
its nasty.... . dont ask me man, that cara girl is weird.
i dont know whats so disgusting with eating Jello in the bathroom...

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haha, never take jello from strangers...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

hahahahaha jello hahaha

 

[Super Mahrio]

Lmao! Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

 

[Volke]

Awwww come on there's always room for Jello.