Someone tried to kill me, yes, I'm murder attempt worthy!

[TD]

Ha! Someone veered off the road, and took out my fence, hammock, and stack of fire wood. They were a mere two feet from my bedroom door! Of course, I slept through this ordeal, as to not give them the satisfaction of me waking up in the middle of the night to write down license numbers (that's what neighbors are for.) By the time I did get up, it was almost shift change for the policeymen, and one of my buddies came by to write up the report. I'm out in the yard in my boxers and wife beater drinking StarFucks, and the cop is asking me "can you get me a beer and pour it in a coffee mug ? One day, it will be "O-TY-O." I hope they get this dumb bastard soon though, he made my fence an eyesore

 

[GregadetH]

On a side note, I'm looking for cosmetic front clip repair for my '85 GMC Suburban. I ran through sum guys fence, hammock and firewood last night.

Seriously, a drunk driver crashed through my house when I was 8 or so. He went through a telephone pole, a pontiac station wagon and then my parents bedroom. I remember we were watching 'Footloose' on a rented Video Cassette Player and BAM! There goes a car through the wall.

You were lucky.

 

[Bass Fellow]

Seriously, a drunk driver crashed through my house when I was 8 or so. He went through a telephone pole, a pontiac station wagon and then my parents bedroom. I remember we were watching 'Footloose' on a rented Video Cassette Player and BAM! There goes a car through the wall.

Damn, that was a helluva way to experience Kevin Bacon!

 

[TD]

The guy didn't bother to stop to apologize, but he has to be local, I live on a series of one way streets, so there isn't much thru traffic. There are pieces of car and several different fluids all around, so he won't be hard to find.
As far as the lucky part - I am, for real. When I said "two feet from bedroom" I wasn't joking. He would have went right into my damned bed. GOD keeps keeping me around for some reason. I don't know if it's punishment, or if I'm just here to serve as the "bad" example for all of my kids.

 

[GregadetH]

Damn, that was a helluva way to experience Kevin Bacon!

No shit.

 

[DarbysDad]

Footloose - another highs school memory. You guys are gonna bury me soon.

 

[Jono]

glad you're ok
-Jono-

 

[lespaulbass666]

1. Damnit Greg!!!!!! ya shouldn't have missed!!!!
2. a few years back, a lady drove through a house that was 50 feet away from my house when she lost control of her car and went off the road.
3. I got a shitload of spare chevy / gmc truck parts at my finger tips

 

[mrthrax]

td,its quite clear that your number wasnt on the board yet.

 

[johnnieCzech]

Few years ago, I just decided to skip waiting for the damn bus and walk instead of it. When I was like twenty metres from the station, a drunk driver crashed to the station and hit two people waiting there. No shit.