Speculation about the new album!

[Vilewoman]

Hey, a funny thread! just what I need now!
Don`t tell anyone I am getting drunk all by myself today... it is sooo sad...

I will probably edit this post anyway when I am dry again, so it doesn't make any difference what I write now!

I'm gonna quote you so it sticks!!!

 

[Phelice]

You fu...

 

[Aurvandils tá]

This fread is gone boring so lets talk about China

 

[Vilewoman]

I think we should talk about Atllia the Hun

 

[Aurvandils tá]

Wow! You live in my house! I live there too!!!!

 

[GmT-Curwen]

So... what a crazy weather here in Mordor, uh?

 

[vagner]

omg that thread is fucking funny XD !!

 

[Trashhead]

Oh my, did I just read manners??!?!?

I know, rather out of place for a metal forum, isn't it?

 

[Vilewoman]

I know, rather out of place for a metal forum, isn't it?

LOL Yes it is and it's damn impressive too!

 

[Vilewoman]

So... what a crazy weather here in Mordor, uh?

I know right? One day it's all dark and gloomy and the next it's all warm with ash from Mt Doom in the air....crazy!

 

[Trashhead]

LOL Yes it is and it's damn impressive too!

Try teaching drunk metalheads to say 'please' after they order their beer.

 

[Vilewoman]

Try teaching drunk metalheads to say 'please' after they order their beer.

It's easy you give em a look and dangle their beer at them (I bartended in my early 20's

 

[Trashhead]

I don't bartend, so i'm reduced to giving a very stern look and saying 'please' in a manly voice

 

[Trashhead]

Anyway, the new album will be slam-packed with musical references and inspiration from Renaissance chamber music

 

[Phelice]

Don't get off-topic, you spammer!

 

[Trashhead]

Don't you mean on-topic?

 

[Alasdhair]

"Add a dab of lavender to milk. Leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

 

[Vilewoman]

I don't bartend, so i'm reduced to giving a very stern look and saying 'please' in a manly voice

Ya, I'd give you a beer

 

[Aurvandils tá]

C'mon people in raspect to Johan's sudden death we shouldn't talk such crap!

 

[waif]

Why did it have to be my thread?