Speculation about the new album!

[Phelice]

Why did it have to be my thread?

3> ya brother!

 

[Trashhead]

you should feel honoured we chose to copulate in your garden. World leaders aren't made just anywhere, you know!

 

[Vilewoman]

you should feel honoured we chose to copulate in your garden. World leaders aren't made just anywhere, you know!

 

[waif]

you should feel honoured we chose to copulate in your garden. World leaders aren't made just anywhere, you know!

 

[Aurvandils tá]

Johan was finally reerected by the gods (I guess he just went to bed)

 

[Phelice]

Re-what? :zombie:

 

[Aurvandils tá]

Retard maybe?

 

[GmT-Curwen]

I think he meant reelected, but it doesn't make much sense.

 

[Phelice]

"Reerected" doesn't make THAT much sense, too. No, I won't try to imagine it.

 

[Aurvandils tá]

I mean "reanimated"



sorry for that mistake I'm gonna die now
(or go to bed - how ever you call it in English)

 

[Phelice]

Death in bed is not as honorable as on the battlefield, don't you think?

 

[Beave]

but it would be better than being hit by a car i'd imagine..

 

[Aurvandils tá]

Yes Beave it's another time for you to write down my thoughts, you bloody stalker

 

[Beave]

Yes Beave it's another time for you to write down my thoughts, you bloody stalker

Where do you get those killer icons? I can't express myself properly with the standard ones..

 

[Vilewoman]

Death in bed is not as honorable as on the battlefield, don't you think?

Depends on what killed you in bed

 

[Beave]

Depends on what killed you in bed

Oh behave!

 

[Vilewoman]

Oh behave!

NEVAR!!!!!

 

[aprilethereal251]

Ok, these are my predictions:


-There will be 27 tracks
-The Style will change a bit, less soloes, a slower battery and some techno effects and keyboards will be added
-Johan will shave and sing some clean metalcore parts
-Also, they'll kick Ted from the band, and will add a dj and a female rap singer
-The topic will change, no more vikings, from now on, lyrics will speak only about the wars between nazi robots and ninja dinosaurs.


(?)

lmao

uh oh, looks like Amon Amarth has taken influence from Cryptopsy's up-coming release. XD

 

[Trashhead]

Depends on what killed you in bed

 

[Phelice]

Depends on what killed you in bed

How about this?
You are in your sweetest dreams when you suddenly hear a noise and wake up. You slowly open your eyes and look into 20 angry eyes that belong to even angrier faces behind some steelish helmets that are shining in the pale moon light. You grab your sword (that lies under your pillow, of course), and kill one after the other, until they are all dead. After that fight, you get hungry, go to the fridge, get a loaf of bread along with some cheese and an onion, get back to bed, start eating and die because you choked up your meal.