stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

håll tyst, miffo :p (I know that word because of the movie, good film btw... also Ondskan and Låt Den Rätte Komma In... hip hip hora! might be like desolator's documental)
 
fun fact


antimony pentafluoride was named antimony because it is similar to the french word for anti and monk, this is because antimony pentafluoride is extremely toxic, and the guy who discovered it also hated the clergy.

way to go chemistry, i picked the right major
 
So we have this new guy at work, hes really polite, too polite really its almost scary. Since he is new he asks alot of questions and after he got his answere he allways end with a "good, good, thats really good", and stuff like "Good Johan(my name), good", its kinda funny.
He has been here for 5 weeks now and I have picked up that he is kind of a perfectionist, he works with IT-support on the phone mostly and hearing him talking to the clients can be mindboggling, he can describe how to press a powerbutton for about 5 minutes, he describes everything to the smallest detail and uses words I have never heard before.
Sometimes he puts his nose where it doesnt belong and start asking annoying questions and even if he gest a short snorky answere and you can tell hes not happy about the answere he says "good, good, thats really goood".

The last weeks I have been thinking, COME ON! NO ONE can be this positive, I could smack this guy in the face and he would say "good, goood, thats really goooood".
Ive been thinking this guys must be religious or something.

Another thing he is doing is that he is talking to himself all the time when he is working at his computer... "oh its like that", "now im gonna do that and then il do that", "ok that didnt work..., ahaa, its like thaat".
This is actually driving me fucking crazy and im gonna snap on him soon 'cause we sit in an open landscape so I can hear him all the time.


Yesterday I got it confirmed, he is in a religios "sect" called "Livets Ord", maybe the most religious movement in Sweden? :loco:
We often play music at work, usually rock and sometimes I put some heavier stuff on, I wonder what will happen if i put bloodbath on. :rolleyes:
 
IM GOING TO DOWNLOAD DESOLATOAR SONGS TO LISTEN TO WHILE I POOP

OMGZ PIRACY

fun fact


antimony pentafluoride was named antimony because it is similar to the french word for anti and monk, this is because antimony pentafluoride is extremely toxic, and the guy who discovered it also hated the clergy.

way to go chemistry, i picked the right major

antimony auuuutopsyyy!

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Yesterday I got it confirmed, he is in a religios "sect" called "Livets Ord", maybe the most religious movement in Sweden? :loco:
We often play music at work, usually rock and sometimes I put some heavier stuff on, I wonder what will happen if i put bloodbath on. :rolleyes:

do iiiit :D