stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[BastardSonOfGod]

Am I the only one that doesn't drink alcohol here?

 

[Scavneck]

Maybe that 12 year old Opeth fan boy doesn't


How come you don't drink a glass of wine for pleasure for example? Not necessarily to get drunk.. just enjoy the flavor.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

LOL wine sucks... when I was 16, I got intoxicated with alcohol at a party... I don't remember a thing but my friends told me that I broke a glass table, puke the livingroom, the bathroom and the bed where they, literally, drag me to also, that night, I stopped breathing several times with convulsions and everything... next day was awful to say the least... since then I haven't drank at all.

 

[Scavneck]

So you love alcohol but it kills you because of your lack of control

 

[Hox]

Yes. STFU and enjoy the drunken p osts.



.rocj:

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

So you love alcohol but it kills you because of your lack of control

No, I don't like alcohol, except for some girly soft beers, haha...

 

[Scavneck]

Ever tried caipirinhas from Brazil?

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

never... but I used to live with a brazilian girl, she told me that caipirinha is a treacherous drink because of the sweetness

 

[Scavneck]

TREACHEROUS-AH! TREASONOUS-AH!


You should try those man, it's basically made of fruit and ice, best thing eva. But it needs to be made properly, get a girlfriend and buy some drink book and make them with her and then have sex. And try some egg liquor too

 

[Scavneck]

I might be drunk from how sleepy I am but I speak the truth.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

hahahaha you drunk bastard I've never been drunk while having sex... can't say the same about my ex-girlfriend though she was just pure fun!

 

[Scavneck]

Oh you bastard, well there you go, impress her with some caipirinhas (fucking windows doesn't have the holy word caipirinha in it's dictionary, just added it to the dictionary), you can just drink a few to enjoy pure heaven, and then enjoy pure fun like you said haha.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

can't do it anymore... she moved to another city like 8 months ago and I'm not looking for a new girlfriend right now cause I'll go back to sweden in a couple of months.

 

[Scavneck]

Oh ex, sorry didn't quite read that :X

Well dude I've been through a love depression but I'm in luv again after 3 years of pain, whatever happened has done nothing but good, because now I'm incomparably more mature, so if I made it through you will find your woman too to make her caipirinhas

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

WTF?! I'm not depressed she had to move and I said ok, no problem. We're still friends, I'll have to move soon too so it wasn't something unexpected really... and she wasn't brazilian, that was another girl friend of mine, my ex is from finland.

 

[Purple Haze]

NEcesita una brootal y grasienta hamburguesa!!!

 

[stefan86]

Hey just came home from Dismemberz it was brootal mucho beer asshole staff at debaser kthxbye

 

[Scavneck]

WTF?! I'm not depressed she had to move and I said ok, no problem. We're still friends, I'll have to move soon too so it wasn't something unexpected really... and she wasn't brazilian, that was another girl friend of mine, my ex is from finland.

Sorry I got emotional there.


I'm going to bed before I say something stupid again.


DISMEMBER + ALCOHOL FTW! But wait.. asshole stuff? YER GHEY? Bah I'm going to bed.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

OMFG! I hate southern spain... I want to go back to sweden noooooow! I'm missing so many gigs

 

[Katatonic89]

Vocals sounds like Anders Fridén... Not a good thing...