stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Ross]

17 dollars is so gangsta

 

[Para Bellum]

No dorrah

 

[Chamet]

!

 

[Alyona]

l.o.l.

 

[Para Bellum]

 

[wandering_taco]

i luv teh jailbait pics lawl! srsly tho those chicks are hot. not the fat ones. the hot ones. mmmmmm

 

[Para Bellum]

Mmmm pedophilia...

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i actually go for older chicks and try to avoid younger ones. i don't care what anybody says, but girls claiming that they become mature faster is total bullshit. guys may make fart jokes but most girls/women aren't emotionally mature until they're atleast 30

 

[Para Bellum]

^ Such a way with the ladies...

 

[viewerfromnihil]

^

i actually have horrible luck with the ladies, they're always fucking me over and tbh, i'd rather have a good, steady relationship than just some fuck buddy

 

[Para Bellum]

Give it time. You are still young, grasshopper. There will be many more grassy knolls to lay upon.


But seriously, girls are evil. And they will toy with you and never be satisfied and manipulate you. Might as well be gay.


Haha, ok I suck at giving girl advice. -__-


But we aren't all bitches! I promise.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

^ i hope not other wise i may pull a rob halford on your asses

 

[viewerfromnihil]

oh yeah, November 26th was my 4 year anniversary of listening to metal (yes, i know the exact day) and my first metal album was Slayer's God Hates Us All followed by Blind Guardian's Nightfall In Middle Earth

 

[Hedon-]

i bet at least half the people who see that picture try to do the same with their hand. well, at least i did

 

[Para Bellum]

WEEERRRDDD


Ha, I would if my fingers weren't broken.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

^intense masturbation?

 

[Para Bellum]

Not quite. But it did happen during sex.

 

[Hedon-]

u broke your finger during sex? this is almost half as brutal as this:

 

[Scavneck]

^

i actually have horrible luck with the ladies, they're always fucking me over and tbh, i'd rather have a good, steady relationship than just some fuck buddy

Wow, I'm impressed, you know quite a lot about women young fella, I learned that the hard way, but I might have found THE ONE my friend, and I never wanted to generalize and say all women are the same, they are not, just as men aren't.

 

[Scavneck]

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, said so Mr. Dez Fafara in Coal Chamber.