stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Scavneck said:
How many fingers were you trying to fit in when the bed broke? :p
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LMAO!

Actually they aren't "broken" broken. Me and a fellow were doing the deed and for some reason or another he happened to have a knife on his bedroom floor. So he picked it up and started fucking around with it cuz he was drunk and thought it would be funny... and managed to slice my hand open in the process. I found out a couple weeks later that he cut some tendons in my hand. So I had to get surgery on it to be able to use 2 of my fingers again. :erk:
 
Para Bellum said:
LMAO!

Actually they aren't "broken" broken. Me and a fellow were doing the deed and for some reason or another he happened to have a knife on his bedroom floor. So he picked it up and started fucking around with it cuz he was drunk and thought it would be funny... and managed to slice my hand open in the process. I found out a couple weeks later that he cut some tendons in my hand. So I had to get surgery on it to be able to use 2 of my fingers again. :erk:
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i was not expecting that to be they way you "broke" your fingers, but great story:kickass:
 
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