stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Para Bellum]

Hahaha, nice.

Best one ever is....

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related[/ame] ololol

 

[Chamet]

That was awesome. "Joe Pecci doesn't fuck around" hahaha

oops Postjumped

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHey5g56CIs&feature=related ololol

The audience didn't seem to enjoy that very much but I thought it was good.

 

[-[chop]-]

You can still get the Mock the Cross shirt. I just ordered mine, don't want to risk not getting this baby

Really? Looks like i have to order 2 shirts

 

[Flal]

I am actually "officially" a Protestant
being christian is so metal.

You're not "officially" anything you don't believe in.......

One of the things that lead me to my true path of righteousness was an amazing film called Zeitgeist. Very eye-opening.

I haven't seen the religion section of Zeitgeist but I saw the rest. Take it with a grain of salt. I like the intention, but I found a lot of things were mis-interpreted and mis-represented. Kinda like Fahrenheit 911.

Project Venus sounds like a really cool idea though; but we won't see it in our lifetime

 

[Ross]

genius

 

[Scavneck]

David Hasselhoff...

Because of that hypnotic gif I had a terrible nightmare about that dude, I was underground in a hotel supermarket fighting him, and I managed to stab him in the chest with a metal stick, but the moment I relaxed and though he was dead, he open his eyes and started walking towards me, I managed to run out up the stairs, through the gardens to the pool with the sexy teen ladies, once there, I was safe in the bright sun light

 

[Ross]

epic dream

 

[Para Bellum]

AHHHH Russell Peters! My favorite comedian, by far.

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

David Hasselhoff...

Because of that hypnotic gif I had a terrible nightmare about that dude, I was underground in a hotel supermarket fighting him, and I managed to stab him in the chest with a metal stick, but the moment I relaxed and though he was dead, he open his eyes and started walking towards me, I managed to run out up the stairs, through the gardens to the pool with the sexy teen ladies, once there, I was safe in the bright sun light

hahaha, I invoke teh Hasselhoff nightmares

 

[Para Bellum]

 

[Hox]

Y'all can just shut the fuck up, you guys don't know anything about true, grim, frostbitten, poopeating underground norsk-arisk blækk mettall!

 

[Scavneck]

Sorry toots.

 

[Para Bellum]

Y'all can just shut the fuck up, you guys don't know anything about true, grim, frostbitten, poopeating underground norsk-arisk blækk mettall!

And Devin Townsend does?

 

[Hox]

You can't kill the metal
The metal will live on
Para Bellum tried to kill the metal
But she failed, as she was smitten to the ground
stefan86 tried to kill the metal
But he failed, as he was stricken down to the ground
sir schwanzelot tried to kill the metal Ha,hahahahaha
He failed, as he was thrown to the ground
Aargh! yaow! [x2]

No-one can destroy the metal
The metal will strike you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the metal
We tried to win for why we do not know

Scavneck tried to destroy the metal, but the metal had its way
Tumn then tried to dethrone the metal, but metal was in the way
Flal tried to destroy the metal, but metal was much too strong
PARA BELLUM tried to defile the metal, but PARA BELLUM was proven wrong
Yea!

Metal!
It comes from hell!

 

[Hox]

I chose to destroy your petty arguments with song, a damn good one, too!
TOUCHÉ!

 

[Para Bellum]

Hahaha, and what does Tenacious D know about black metal?

 

[Chamet]

Well done

 

[Scavneck]

You forgot the UUUAAHH's and OOOOOH's

Sounds too power metal with the yea's

 

[Para Bellum]

Guitar Hero 3 totally ruined that song for me.