stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[BastardSonOfGod]

Awww, BSOG listens to death metal and is sensitive to talk about blood and gore!

sensitive?! I just want to finish my meal, so be quiet blondie

 

[Hox]

Thou shall not speaketh about my haireth.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

you mean, yer non-grimovkvlt blond hair, sunshine?

 

[Alyona]

bleeding steak ftw! with brandy and peppercorn sauce... oh yes!

 

[Hox]

I am eating frostbitten pasta ov doom right now, too.. But I don't get to cuddle after the meal.

 

[Alyona]

loser.. It's all about the cuddle afterwards

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

haha, frostbitten pasta

 

[Hox]

"Shapeless has a beard."

-Captain Obvious

 

[Alyona]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Hox]

"Bastard Son of God speaks Spanish and likes smilies."

-Captain Obvious

 

[Alyona]

"BastardSonOfGod" should move to London"

Captainess Obvious

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

oh yes, I should move to london dunno who's that Captain Obvious

 

[Hox]

"Captain Obvious is the greatest superhero in the history of mankind."

-Captain Obvious

 

[Alyona]

I'd show you around! I know the best places in London!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

OMGZLOL!!!! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS ROCKS!

I want to be in london

 

[Ross]

north london ftw

 

[Alyona]

YES! saaath london is shit..
North London is where it's at!

 

[Ross]

AND ITS ARSENAL ARSENAL FC
WE'RE BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN






























fuck chelsea

 

[Alyona]

STFU!

I live around the corner from the quietest stadium in London
And I have been known in the past for "accidentally" punching arsenal supporters on the tube for being wankers.