stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Belac]

or you could just rape her

And then skin her alive

Hahaha. Oh you gais

lol i ran into this girl like 3 months ago in a mall, and she goes "wow ive only been in the mall like 15 minutes and this is the fourth time i ran into you"

all i could say was .........uhhhhhhhhhh.............oh yeah?

i wish id said "yeah, howd you like to see more?:Smug:"

Hindsight is a fucker

 

[PowerBlade]

^Hindsight is the worst fucking thing ever..!

 

[Animaltracks]

Hindsight is always twenty twenty but looking back its still a bit fuzzy

 

[Belac]

And it is true that some people just don't click. Talking to some people can be difficult and others natural.

About a year ago I met this girl that I would see like 4-5 days of the week (but in a crowd) and she was so much like me it was scary and definitely my type. She was a cute blonde metal-head with the same retarded outgoing personality and same tastes as me, but as soon as we'd hang out alone it was like fucking crickets chirping. I don't know how the fuck two people that are so similar that are clearly attracted to eachother normally can't think of ANYTHING to say when the chance is there.

Not only that, there is this wholesome, nice, pop-punk listening Christian girl that I can talk to about anything and everything to the point there are practically no secrets. Only thing I have in common with her is an outgoing personality, and I can talk to her for 6 hours straight. We have to pause movies and shows for hours because of it.

People are weird

 

[Hox]

i love receiving a call from stefan in a late night
and then it turns out its some random woman that thinks im from poland
and then stefan hangs up, saying: "i cant hear shit"

 

[Belac]

Stefan is swedish meatball

 

[Hox]

youre a canadian hash brown, so what

 

[Purple Haze]

talk about c0cks, maybe you have that in common

 

[vikk]

And it is true that some people just don't click. Talking to some people can be difficult and others natural.

About a year ago I met this girl that I would see like 4-5 days of the week (but in a crowd) and she was so much like me it was scary and definitely my type. She was a cute blonde metal-head with the same retarded outgoing personality and same tastes as me, but as soon as we'd hang out alone it was like fucking crickets chirping. I don't know how the fuck two people that are so similar that are clearly attracted to eachother normally can't think of ANYTHING to say when the chance is there.

Not only that, there is this wholesome, nice, pop-punk listening Christian girl that I can talk to about anything and everything to the point there are practically no secrets. Only thing I have in common with her is an outgoing personality, and I can talk to her for 6 hours straight. We have to pause movies and shows for hours because of it.

People are weird

 

[Belac]

youre a canadian hash brown, so what

No U. And my family is actually Norwegian, so the difference between us is I put maple syrup on my fish before I run through the forest

Die!

 

[Belac]

You forgot to put a moose on there.

 

[PowerBlade]

Påst you niggahs

 

[Purple Haze]

shut up you piece of danish shit

 

[Purple Haze]

death metal <3

 

[Animaltracks]

cock metal

 

[PowerBlade]

Baguette metal

 

[Scavneck]

I have the help you guys need:

 

[Scavneck]

And it is true that some people just don't click. Talking to some people can be difficult and others natural.

About a year ago I met this girl that I would see like 4-5 days of the week (but in a crowd) and she was so much like me it was scary and definitely my type. She was a cute blonde metal-head with the same retarded outgoing personality and same tastes as me, but as soon as we'd hang out alone it was like fucking crickets chirping. I don't know how the fuck two people that are so similar that are clearly attracted to eachother normally can't think of ANYTHING to say when the chance is there.

Not only that, there is this wholesome, nice, pop-punk listening Christian girl that I can talk to about anything and everything to the point there are practically no secrets. Only thing I have in common with her is an outgoing personality, and I can talk to her for 6 hours straight. We have to pause movies and shows for hours because of it.

People are weird

A-fuckin-men. People are weird.

 

[PowerBlade]

G'nite/g'morning

 

[hexwind]

Actually I think if you have a problem to talk with a girl, that means you are either not interested in her or you aren't comfortable (even if u like her, oh this may be the reason why u ain't comfortable ).
It happens to me even with girls online.