stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Against my better judgement i went Camping 2 days ago here is the story. I was in the woods camping with my friends. We were pretty hammered, and had left a mess of food and what not lying around. As we ran out of fire wood, we and could barely see anything. So we decided to call it a night.

Then all of a sudden, we heard a noise coming up. thought it was one of the nearby campers coming over to tell us about something. Turns out it was a freaking bear. im not talking cute and cuddly bear. this was a flesh hungry man eating bear. My friends completely locked up. So i built up the courage to scream, "what do you want scary bear".

Well it turns out he was just selling girl scout cookies. My friend asked him for a box of thin mints, to which he replied," that'll be about tree fitty". It was about that time i realized this bear was about 8 stories tall and was actually a creature from the Mesozoic era.

Damn lock ness monster almost tricked me again.

The next morning i found a really cool rock.

wtf :D

to reach 1000 I will stop :)

that's what they all say

Is Sweden having a problem with muslims?

stefan has :)

I'm out of here... must study and do my homework so I learn swedish to please the swedefags here so I can bitch them some more in their own language so I can fukken kill jew all :)

görerå din bög :)