stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

What are the perks to worshiping satan? I mean really will i have my own boat to steer across the river Styx? Mythic wolves let loose to devour the sun and the moon... Stryker is the wolf. I'm Mr. Beast, the big bad Fenris wolf, I'm The-End-of-the-World-Man, wearing the flesh of fallen angels...! The flesh of fallen angels! Come to me, all!... Astaroth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Baphomet, Lucifer, Loki, Satan, Cthulhu, Lilith, Hela! Blood to you all!
 
What are the perks to worshiping satan? I mean really will i have my own boat to steer across the river Styx? Mythic wolves let loose to devour the sun and the moon... Stryker is the wolf. I'm Mr. Beast, the big bad Fenris wolf, I'm The-End-of-the-World-Man, wearing the flesh of fallen angels...! The flesh of fallen angels! Come to me, all!... Astaroth, Beelzebub, Asmodeus, Baphomet, Lucifer, Loki, Satan, Cthulhu, Lilith, Hela! Blood to you all!

The perks are wisodm and power eternal in exchange for your soul :)