stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Alyona]

My tits would wrap around your penis and crush it.

My penis has balls! Which will knock your tits out! :Smug:

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

It's going to be -14C here tonight. Whut.

Also, My hermaphroditism beats all your penises and tits.

 

[Shapeless)))]

It was -14C here when I went to work this morning. I died a little.

oh and to keep this thread on topic: penis!!!

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

You're in Sweden, you should be used to that by now.



VAGINA!!!

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

My penis has balls! Which will knock your tits out! :Smug:

 

[Chamet]

Old but...
[ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM[/ame]

This is also very funny:

[ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4[/ame]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Shapeless)))]

You're in Sweden, you should be used to that by now.



VAGINA!!!

No, <3 warmth.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Scavneck]

The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud.





















































JIZZED IN MY PANTHS.

 

[Alyona]

lol

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Ross]

pennuz

 

[Shapeless)))]

pienuts

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I just read the most hilarious article ever in the newspaper.
Some exorcist from the Vatican thinks Satan is the one behind the financial crisis
"Satan whispers bad things in the ears from the most important people on the financial market, to sow confusion and discord."
He also thinks the anticonception pill causes men to be impotent. What the heck? Men don't even take those pills, how are they supposed to affect them in whatever way?
This just made my day.

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

Could somebody explain to me how you add drums in guitarpro? Not adding the drums line thing but actually inserting the instruments in the bars, I'm clicking around like an idiot and have no idea what to do. Or is there a tutorial somewhere?

 

[Shapeless)))]

36, 35 for kicks
49, 57, 55, 52 for various crashes
40, 38 for snares
46 for open hihat
42, 44 for closed hihats
50, 48, 47, 45, 43, 41 for various toms
51, 53, 59 for various rides


is this what you asked for?