stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Hox]

I was ordered to do it by Satan

 

[Chamet]

Also, I cut my hair. I feel naked, and I look like shit. Here's a summary for those of you who feel like cutting off your long metal hair:

Pros:
-You might end up looking like shit.. but looking like shit is trve, grim and methul
-The Bloodbath beanie will actually FIT your head!

Cons:
-You might end up looking like shit.. and not everyone likes that
-You can't headbang properly anymore
-You'll feel fucking naked
-You can't use Wella shampoo anymore

What a coincidence, my brother got his hair cut today and he looks fuckin' weird

 

[Scavneck]

My girlfriend wants me to cut my hair, she likes my fluffy wavy hair, that's one of the things that got her attracted to me, but she would love to see me with short hair, she comforts me by saying it will grow back by the time I finish University.. I dunno.. no headbanging? That's not acceptable.

 

[Scavneck]

I was ordered to do it by my boss

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[Hox]

haha, pics might come

 

[Chamet]

I dunno.. no headbanging? That's not acceptable.

That's why I don't wanna cut my hair..I love headbanging

 

[Shapeless)))]

haha that movie is awesomely terrible! BUT it has two amazing parts.

1. psycho karate pancake kid who bites the dude.

2. dr. mambo! "yeah, he's a professor... OF BEING A DOG! O, FACED!"

PAAAAANCAAAAKES , fucking epic scene.

 

[McBagel]

+ when your hair starts to grow out, it is a big chance you get the "emo side bang"

 

[Ross]

That's why I don't wanna cut my hair..I love headbanging

thats the only reason i have long hair

+ when your hair starts to grow up, it is a big chance you get the "emo side bang"

i hated that phase

 

[Chamet]

You don't go through that phase with curly hair...you just look really stupid

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Ross]

lolslonghairownscurlyhair

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

semi-long straight hair looks beyond gay... but when is a little bit curly looks cool.

 

[Chamet]

semi-long straight hair looks beyond gay... but when is a little bit curly looks cool.

Yeah, that's how I get my hair done once every few months would look gay if I had straight hair.

 

[McBagel]

Speaking of random, this is a little teaser of me and my second cousins uber brutal death metal project. IN GUITAR PRO 5. YES this is uber serious....not.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

nice eaten tribute/total rip off

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I'm looking for a better health insurance. Serious business. Also, boring as fuck, but I pay too fucking much right now, and there's only 2 weeks left before I can't change it anymore this year.

 

[McBagel]

wtf what was the rip off? lol we are so original!!!!!(remember, this is just having fun and äting marabou) ^^

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

lol, my bad... brave new hell tribute/total rip off, not eaten I was talking about the clean guitars section... diminished fifth ftw

 

[McBagel]

well.. that's true actually! i came up with that part.. AHA maybe i came up with the uber riff from brave new hell^^ I will hope i find a real band to play with soon can't find anybody in my age that want's to play dismember,entombed,bloodbath shit everybody plays that faggot bring me the horizon and that kind of screamo shit>_>