stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[(The bass player)]

It was a long time since I last enjoyed a classic heavy metal concert this much, Accept kicked major ass!

 

[w0es]

balls to the wall

 

[isolation_years]

too much homework

 

[(The bass player)]

too much homework

renounce god, kill your teacher and carve the word "DIE!" into his head and then burn down the school!

 

[gt_jen]

I think I will do this at my work

 

[(The bass player)]

Seems like Lord K is selling off one of his guitars, a brutal death metal guitar!

http://www.blocket.se/orebro/Ibanez_Xiphos___varldens_basta_gura_for_metal_32179724.htm?ca=11&w=3

 

[(The bass player)]

I think I will do this at my work

*backwards satanic message on a Rush album"

DO IT!!!
DO IT!!!
DO IT!!!

 

[gt_jen]

the only problem is choosing who to carve DIE! on. after the first person I think it might become hard to get the others to stay still long enough...

 

[(The bass player)]

the only problem is choosing who to carve DIE! on. after the first person I think it might become hard to get the others to stay still long enough...

You kill them first, then you mark them

 

[gt_jen]

but thats not as fun. I want to see the look on their face while i do it...

 

[(The bass player)]

Then shoot off their legs with a spas 12 first so they cannot run away??

 

[gt_jen]

this is better. I think this plan has potential.

 

[(The bass player)]

the trick is aiming slightly below the kneecap so that you render the leg inoperative while the victim remains concious screaming in pain

 

[gt_jen]

yes good! now i just have to find a good carving knife... I do have same scalpels around here, but i think something with a thicker blade would be better.

 

[(The bass player)]

Use a blunt spoon!

 

[gt_jen]

I LIKE IT!!!!

 

[(The bass player)]

*backwards satanic message on a Rush album"

DO IT!!!
DO IT!!!
DO IT!!!

 

[gt_jen]

We are having a fire drill this afternoon. It was just described as "simulated impending doom". Maybe I can turn it into real doom!!

mwwwaaahahaahahahahahah

 

[Purple Haze]

Took me a few reads to grasp what you were saying there...but pretty funny.

le dijeron analfabestia a la novia del marica chileno :O

 

[(The bass player)]

We are having a fire drill this afternoon. It was just described as "simulated impending doom". Maybe I can turn it into real doom!!

mwwwaaahahaahahahahahah

yay!