stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[gt_jen]

I think thats what most black metal bands do. Did you at least lock yourselves in a grim frostbitten cabin and then drink beer?

 

[(The bass player)]

I think thats what most black metal bands do. Did you at least lock yourselves in a grim frostbitten cabin and then drink beer?

No we didn't....well sort off but not a grim and frostbitten one...

No really the guy I was going to do it with couldn't play the songs I made and he was not very motivated even though the band was his idea!

 

[gt_jen]

sounds like you need to find a better guy

and a more frostbitten cabin...

 

[(The bass player)]

No the whole point of doing it in the first place was because he is one of my oldest friends and it would be funny as hell to start a black metal duo band together with him.

 

[gt_jen]

fair enough! sounds like you need to use a great sword as a motivational tool then

"learn to play this!! you saw what it did to the silly fat guy..."

 

[isolation_years]

so i was doing a flame analysis on some limestone today. my absorbance for 100 mircoliters of sample



0.666


almost shit my pants




currently cleaning: pants

 

[(The bass player)]

Yay then we could be the most trve and kvlt and grim black metal band ever, I killed my bandmate even before our first demo!

 

[gt_jen]

yes!

 

[(The bass player)]

The Swedish black metal scene is kind of lame in that way, no killings, church burnings, grave desecrations, nazism etc. We have no mentaly retarded black metal bands

 

[(The bass player)]

Acctually we have some nutcases but they are mostly harmless ass wizards...like this fucking clown who calls himself Shamatee and his band Arckanum.

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[gt_jen]

harmless ass wizards

 

[hexwind]

a priest was slayed here today.... the ex-ruling party followers still do things to scare people of Islamists as they always did.. we are heading towards chaos

 

[gt_jen]

Acctually we have some nutcases but they are mostly harmless ass wizards...like this fucking clown who calls himself Shamatee and his band Arckanum.

well there is good comedy value in that. unless he is being serious in which case... its even funnier !

 

[gt_jen]

a priest was slayed here today.... the ex-ruling party followers still do things to scare people of Islamists as they always did.. we are heading towards chaos

not good

 

[(The bass player)]

Yeah well they are, they talk a shitload about how fucking bad ass they are and shit but in reality nothing has happened since Jon Nödtveidt killed that faggot a 100 years ago. Watain are a about as dangerous as my dog. Dark funeral have been an Immortal style parody of all things black metal their entire career without even knowing it. Marduks singer beat up a mexican kid that got onstage last year...wow....really....just wow. Necrophobic and Nifelheim are all Maiden fanboys...it is time for some church burnings and shit here in Sweden!

 

[(The bass player)]

a priest was slayed here today.... the ex-ruling party followers still do things to scare people of Islamists as they always did.. we are heading towards chaos

 

[gt_jen]

you know what they say... supply and demand. You see a hole in the market that can be filled by some black metal church burnings then you should take the opportunity!! no one will be expecting it!

OR! to stay out of jail you could just recruit some hardcore fans and get them to do it in your bands name!!!

 

[(The bass player)]

well there is good comedy value in that. unless he is being serious in which case... its even funnier !

you know what they say... supply and demand. You see a hole in the market that can be filled by some black metal church burnings then you should take the opportunity!! no one will be expecting it!

OR! to stay out of jail you could just recruit some hardcore fans and get them to do it in your bands name!!!

Oh Shamatee is dead serious about what his doing, he even writes books and about his religion, Thursatru, the religion in which you worship the chaos forces of norse mythology like giants and the midgard serpent.

I will have to get me norwegian or german harcorde fans for anything to happen because swedes are fuckign cowards and would never burn down churches. Just look at me!

 

[gt_jen]

that would be very kvlt and trve having hard core Norwegian fans of a swedish black metal band. that would give you even more cred when they burn churches in your name

the more i think about it, the more I realise that there is a dire need for church burnings. and maybe some crosses. stuff like that. people need to be shaken up every now and then. And not just religion, other things too.

 

[(The bass player)]

All traces of the abrahametic religions in this world should be destroyed.