stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[BastardSonOfGod]

I think is for big trucks and such things...

 

[stefan86]

gaynez

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

that fukken fag, I told him "listen you fucken piece of fucken shit, if I see ya around, I'm gonna rip your dick off and then I'm gonna rape ya with it, ass to mouth with yer own dick-ah, bitch"







no I didn't... he was polite and stuff find me a job negroes

 

[(The bass player)]

aha well that sucks, but if you take the C license you can drive the Desolator tour bus

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

if they want people to drive trucks don't write "we need people for removals"... look for fucken drivers instead ¬¬

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

by tour bus you mean a car loaded to the max with the gear and the band taking the tunnelbanna to get to the place?

 

[(The bass player)]

by tour bus you mean a car loaded to the max with the gear and the band taking the tunnelbanna to get to the place?

No I mean that you have to get a real madda fakking tour bus, with the desolator logo, and drive us on our summer festival tour. We are not playing any festivals just seeing bands and getting drunk but we could use a tour bus for that as well

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

lol sounds like fun

 

[stefan86]

yup

 

[(The bass player)]

Would be a lot of fun

 

[vikk]

summer festival? that isn't very tr00... do a fimbulvinter festival

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

I dare you to go to a festival here in sweden in january

 

[(The bass player)]

that would acctually be very brutal! A black and death metal festival on the frozen northern plains of Sweden

 

[(The bass player)]

”The closing diphtongs merge in the Near and Square diphtong and words like beer and bear become homophonous. This is, indeed, the most salient feature distinguishing between AusE and NZE accent".

English studies ftw!

 

[stefan86]

extremely useful for teaching english A-B to retards as well

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

my phalus rhymes with your anus

 

[stefan86]

you're an anus

 

[Belac]

Hey fucksticks, some influential rapper named Nate Dogg died.

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

tupac was shot in vegas!!!!

 

[FJChaos]

du är transsexuella