stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[isolation_years]

Well Me and My Lady Friend got into a dispute last night after I got off work details below

Alright, Lemme get this right. Since the moment I got home you have been sleeping and I have been minding my own business listening to Paradise Lost with a headset on so i don't disturb you and I'm the asshole?? Sorry that I was gone 12 hours today at work to support my broke ass and had this crazy idea to RELAX since I was feeling kinda depressed. You ask "Are you mad?" I say "No, I'm relaxing." Apparently this was the wrong answer! Fuck you bitch. Take a fucking pill and shut the fuck up!

How can I please her with the tonuge when she wants to get married before she has any sexytime?

these people still exist

 

[isolation_years]

jesus im getting pretty close to 5000 posts. let me ask those of you with higher post counts. at what minimum post count do i start to get a life?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Yes, I am falling. How much longer till I hit the ground? I can't tell you why I'm breaking down.

 

[DarkGift]

Does any member of this board not drink coffee?

I believe Jocke doesnt like coffee...

yes i drink tea-ah

jesus im getting pretty close to 5000 posts. let me ask those of you with higher post counts. at what minimum post count do i start to get a life?

Yes, I am falling. How much longer till I hit the ground? I can't tell you why I'm breaking down.

anathema <3

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Aren't you obligated to start making old school metal bands once you hit the 5k post park?

 

[Nanain]

 

[vikk]

Visiting my parents, lying in my boyroom listening to one of the albums I used to listen to 15 years ago... Massive Killing Capacity.

ah, i do a massive killing everyday in the shower

 

[Adam Stryker]

these people still exist

Yep its called being overly religious and she hates my music. But I have to listen to Lady GaGa and crappy pop music everytime im around her.

Why can't I meet people that are metal heads like you all?

 

[w0es]

yes i drink tea-ah







anathema <3

Tea! <3

 

[w0es]

So my friends just tell me to get a girlfriend, I don't know why but they persist too much! I dunno maybe I'll get a gf! Life is very boring these days.

 

[isolation_years]

Yep its called being overly religious and she hates my music. But I have to listen to Lady GaGa and crappy pop music everytime im around her.

Why can't I meet people that are metal heads like you all?

maybe you should try opening your mind, this is why no one takes metalheads seriously, because they call everyone else's music crap, generic, manufactured etc.

 

[Purple Haze]

Oscar knows everything about pleasing m.. oh, women EEHEEHE

both

 

[Pat115]

Katatonia in a few hours :Spin:

 

[isolation_years]

^nice!

 

[Adam Stryker]

maybe you should try opening your mind, this is why no one takes metalheads seriously, because they call everyone else's music crap, generic, manufactured etc.

Dude I listen to Matchbox 20 and I listen to other American music I just don't like Lady GaGa.

 

[gt_jen]

Katatonia in a few hours :Spin:

*jealous*

 

[Nanain]

Why can't I meet people that are metal heads like you all?

I don't listen metal

 

[vikk]

thank you Scarlett Johansson. You made a man very happy

 

[Nanain]

i like more her old nose, but she's so cute <3<3<3<3<3<3<3

 

[Adam Stryker]

I don't listen metal

But you are a member of the Desolators err Bloodbaths forum so that's metals in its own.