stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Pat115]

*jealous*

I just came back. That was a fucking great show

 

[isolation_years]

thank you Scarlett Johansson. You made a man very happy

agreed

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

feliz cumple chilito

 

[nizzon]

ah, i do a massive killing everyday in the shower

 

[DarkGift]

Yep its called being overly religious and she hates my music. But I have to listen to Lady GaGa and crappy pop music everytime im around her.

Why can't I meet people that are metal heads like you all?

perhaps you should find out stuff like that before you get together then?

 

[Adam Stryker]

true but she didn't tell me untill 2 weeks after we were going out. Bad thing is I don't want to come off as a dick... I then told her that she needs to get her breast checked for lumps, cause I check most of the women im with.

Truestory.jpg

 

[isolation_years]

didnt want to come off as a dick


offered a breast exam


scumbag stryker

 

[vitorias123]

 

[the_fiend]

Yep its called being overly religious and she hates my music. But I have to listen to Lady GaGa and crappy pop music everytime im around her.

Why can't I meet people that are metal heads like you all?

How about playing one track of her choice and then one of yours, while you are around?

 

[stefan86]

how about one track of my choice and then another one of my choice? in an eternal loop OV DETH

 

[Adam Stryker]

That sounds like a bloody good idea Lord Stefan. I need a goth chick that will put out.

So she takes me to the mall but I can't go into gamestop but she can spend 45 mins in bed bath and xen

 

[stefan86]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

maybe you should try opening your mind, this is why no one takes metalheads seriously, because they call everyone else's music crap, generic, manufactured etc.

While I agree with you, if he isn't allowed to listen to anything he likes around her then...well yeah. Needs to be as close to a 50-50 swing. If it isn't though, I'll never feel bad for the guy because he is letting the situation be what it is.

 

[the_fiend]

Keeping all this in hindsight... my past relationship doesn't quite seem to be all that bad in this department. While we still fought, it was usually about if we would play black metal (her) or death metal (me).

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I would be afraid if some girl clung onto all my musical interests and got severely into them.

 

[Adam Stryker]

See the thing is I just got a free one year subcription to Sirius Satalite radio I wanted to listen to Howard Stern but nooooo. I feel like a drone here cause everthing I like sucks. Funny thing she wont stay off her dating profile cause it says how long that person was offline. "Active over 3 hours ago". Now she's mad cause I wanted to go to the Casino on my Birthday and eat some well cooked seafood on the coast. She wants "Red Lobster" a chain of crappy seafood places. Last time I checked It wasn't her Birthday.



My Birthday is the 20th of this month

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Dude. I'm only hearing negative. Why are you with her? Tis your choice to be dealing with this shit.

 

[stefan86]

shit on the pitt

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I don't mean to be a blatant ass, its just that i'm in the process of getting all the paper work done for a divorce. I put every ounce of energy I could muster into trying to make the relationship work and it simply didn't. Why? Because of all of those crazy bits of incompatibility that no amount of compromise can account for. Over the course of the last few months (the point where the decision was made final) I've deepened a relationship with a female friend a hundred fold, and will have things going on with her 'officially' upon my paperwork being finalized. She actually bares similar interests to me, is fucking fun to hang out with, and is far more attractive that anyone I had ever been with before hand. I never would of imagined her feeling such a way about me, why? Because I was busy trying to appease that which cannot be appeased, attempting to make something out of nothing, etc etc. My only regret is how much time and internal energy I wasted on what had zero chance to survive, and that I didn't listen to anyone that had the balls to point it out. Don't waste your time sir.

Aha, sorry. /endrant

 

[vitorias123]