stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Remnant of Insanity]

I have fucked at least two goats(before sacrificing them) in my life.

Are you sure they were goats? Not like... pigs or something?:O
I don't think a goat would like to get laid by you.

 

[Hox]

Goats worship me, I am Satan's right hand, afterall.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

You'd expect them to be afraid of you in that case.

 

[Para Bellum]

More like Satan's right testicle.

 

[Hox]

please read my sig carefully, preferably with reading glasses

 

[Vilewoman]

Goats worship me, I am Satan's right hand, afterall.

Isn't that the hand all men use to masturbate?

 

[Hox]

I told you already, Satan is left-handed!

 

[Para Bellum]

Isn't that the hand all men use to masturbate?

Do left-handed guys use their right hand or their left hand?

 

[McBagel]

then they have chosen the left hand path...

 

[Hox]

left hand obviously, more power in the strokes

 

[Vilewoman]

Satan is not left-handed. He's not as creative as a left-hander would be.
Therefor you jerk off Satan

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

I'm not creative, and I'm quite sure I'm left handed. In a non-sexual way of course.

 

[Vilewoman]

Wow, that is surprising. I am very creative and left-handed. As is most of the left-handers I know.
You just had to go and be an exception to the rule didn't ya Smee?

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Well ok, I do like to paint and all that stuff, BUT I just can't think of things to make, so I usually copy stuff
Guess that counts as half-creative?

 

[Vilewoman]

It does count!! I can't draw stick figures, but I can turn a old shitty lamp into a masterpiece.
Then I put the lampshade on my head for added retardation

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

!
That somehow reminded me of the Burqa I got 2 years ago. That thing really did make some people creative

 

[Vilewoman]

I can only guess as to what they did....

 

[Ross]

i jerk off with my feet

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Oh I haff pics. Just don't know where the hell on my external they are

 

[DarkGift]

LOL! I know... dunno if she would like me as a boyfriend anymore tho dunno.

well, I guess is not like in the beginning anymore... omgz! we talk a lot tho

awz

where is alyona btw? haven't seen her around for a while