stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

This is going to be a weird post.. but once I had a sexdream and I.. err.. "spurted" in my sleep, my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and she woke up because she got some on her leg, she got pissed as HELL, and also sad, and after that was asking alot about my dreams, guess she felt insufficient. :erk:

Cant help dreams.

yeah
a girlfreind becoming aware of the fact that you're having wet dreams is going to make almost every female on the planet feel horribly insufficient
it's kinda like how most females have no problem with porn in general, but get freaked the fuck out when they find out that their boyfriend is looking at porn, the girlfriend sees her guy looking at porn and she feels inferior to to woman in the porn picture, same thing with wet dreams, she feels inadequete, like she's not good enough for you if you're dreaming about someone else when you have a wet dream
 
yeah
a girlfreind becoming aware of the fact that you're having wet dreams is going to make almost every female on the planet feel horribly insufficient
it's kinda like how most females have no problem with porn in general, but get freaked the fuck out when they find out that their boyfriend is looking at porn, the girlfriend sees her guy looking at porn and she feels inferior to to woman in the porn picture, same thing with wet dreams, she feels inadequete, like she's not good enough for you if you're dreaming about someone else when you have a wet dream

being bored lurking UM i come across this: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/10227902-post229.html. You must be a lovely person