stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

I keep telling myself that but I keep thinking different.

I find that it's really easy to connect with people if you ask them loads of questions about themselves and feign interest.

The problem I always have talking to cute girls is the initial approach. I need a reason to talk to someone...like an entrance. Without that, I can't figure out what to say. That's why it's so easy to flirt at work, because I've got to talk to them for my job anyway, I just throw a little extra in there ;)
 
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First time firing two guys at work.

So these guys decide to see who has the bigger meat department downstairs so the camera caught them comparing there junk in the break room. I was informed about there wrong doing by our district Supervisor they can log into the cameras and see 24/7 what we do so they can tell us to improve if need be. But seeing as I am manager I could not let this slide. This was a rather foul and none professional way to behave while on the clock what they do off the clock is fine by me but this was just disgusting.

They proceeded to walk outside and key my car like a bunch of mad EX's and I was so pissed I nearly gave both of them a dry slap. I will be pressing charges on these assholes.

I am so fucking mad right now I am going to use a sick day Monday cause I don't want ass being on the chopping block for snapping at a customer.
 
First time firing two guys at work.

So these guys decide to see who has the bigger meat department downstairs so the camera caught them comparing there junk in the break room. .

hey, i was the one who fucked him in the ass, he is the gay one, not me