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hey! cover your boobs!

Festivalgerms is starting to wear me down, cold incoming, desolator gig in danger.![]()
So I was thinking about this whole make me a sammich thing. I have one question... Why do males only want sammiches? Whatever happened to real cooking, like making a roasted rack of lamb, or some goddamn pasta? You really have lowered your expectations for your woman's culinary ability. Don't let that bitch be lazy.
So I was thinking about this whole make me a sammich thing. I have one question... Why do males only want sammiches? Whatever happened to real cooking, like making a roasted rack of lamb, or some goddamn pasta? You really have lowered your expectations for your woman's culinary ability. Don't let that bitch be lazy.


