stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

So I was thinking about this whole make me a sammich thing. I have one question... Why do males only want sammiches? Whatever happened to real cooking, like making a roasted rack of lamb, or some goddamn pasta? You really have lowered your expectations for your woman's culinary ability. Don't let that bitch be lazy.
 
So I was thinking about this whole make me a sammich thing. I have one question... Why do males only want sammiches? Whatever happened to real cooking, like making a roasted rack of lamb, or some goddamn pasta? You really have lowered your expectations for your woman's culinary ability. Don't let that bitch be lazy.

You need to have a good sandwich.
 
So I was thinking about this whole make me a sammich thing. I have one question... Why do males only want sammiches? Whatever happened to real cooking, like making a roasted rack of lamb, or some goddamn pasta? You really have lowered your expectations for your woman's culinary ability. Don't let that bitch be lazy.

:lol:

Im sick, fucking fever and sweating all night :(
 
I haven't been here a while so i don't know if kreator's new album has been discussed or not...

Release of the year so far for me. Also the best kreator album. Totally want to have babies with it.