stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

the sonic invocation part is already in one of the new songs

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Don't invoke the hedgehog! He is dangerous!

 

[monoxide_child]

getting an apartment friday
woo-hoo

 

[EffigyForgotten]

getting an apartment friday
woo-hoo

Now you can jack off to Holly Michaels without anyone bothering you? (unless you make incredibly loud animal noises while doing so)

 

[monoxide_child]

Now you can jack off to Holly Michaels without anyone bothering you? (unless you make incredibly loud animal noises while doing so)

yeah, i guess,
what imeant was that i've been sleeping outdoors since oct 4th
and i'm going to be sleeping indoors on friday

 

[isolation_years]

damn......so you post from the library?

 

[wandering_taco]

I made an electronic song today! Never done it before
http://youtu.be/PamEm8_pFL0

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

damn......so you post from the library?

Dude is a homeless guy that goes to fetish / anime conventions after getting beated by women with canes and masturbating to overweight burger consumers. Also has been charged with attempted murder.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Early today a friend asked me if I was drunk, to which I replied "I'm smiling aren't I?".

 

[stefan86]

excellent

 

[vikk]

Dude is a homeless guy that goes to fetish / anime conventions after getting beated by women with canes and masturbating to overweight burger consumers. Also has been charged with attempted murder.

hahaha oh man, thanks for making my day.

 

[Adam Stryker]

So there I am talking to a woman I recently met on a dating site and she says after 70+ messages I am to hard to crack. LOL whatever that means.

 

[isolation_years]

Dude is a homeless guy that goes to fetish / anime conventions after getting beated by women with canes and masturbating to overweight burger consumers. Also has been charged with attempted murder.

sadly thats my impression too

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Sad face.

 

[DarkGift]

holy shit puke-a-ton party yesterday

 

[stefan86]

pirranov style

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Seriously took the worst smelling shit of my entire life today, Spicy noodles + a shitload of hot beef jerky + Italian Sub + bacon = Formula of mass destruction.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

And I got this message on pornhub from a guy with a dick avatar

"damn baby add mw up plz..i wanna see that ass and that nice pussy "

Seriously? What in the actual fuck...

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

And I got this message on pornhub from a guy with a dick avatar

"damn baby add mw up plz..i wanna see that ass and that nice pussy "

Seriously? What in the actual fuck...

Step one : Don't have an account within such a hive of scum and villainy.

Step two : Stop acting like such a vagina wielding pansy.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Step one : Don't have an account within such a hive of scum and villainy.

Step two : Stop acting like such a vagina wielding pansy.

I have an account because

1) I can favorite videos instead of having porn bookmark galore

2) I have a couple videos of a girl dancing from where I live

And I just changed my avatar on therefrom a opeth album cover to a ass and I can't understand why girls even make pornhub accounts (unless they like 284932 deformed dicks in their requests) but the fact I put it on this morning and am getting fuckers requesting me like I have a pussy and ass is just wrong.