stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[monoxide_child]

damn......so you post from the library?

yes i'm posting from a library

Dude is a homeless guy that goes to fetish / anime conventions after getting beated by women with canes and masturbating to overweight burger consumers. Also has been charged with attempted murder.

Seriously took the worst smelling shit of my entire life today, Spicy noodles + a shitload of hot beef jerky + Italian Sub + bacon = Formula of mass destruction.

And I got this message on pornhub from a guy with a dick avatar

"damn baby add mw up plz..i wanna see that ass and that nice pussy "

Seriously? What in the actual fuck...

Step one : Don't have an account within such a hive of scum and villainy.

Step two : Stop acting like such a vagina wielding pansy.

I have an account because

1) I can favorite videos instead of having porn bookmark galore

2) I have a couple videos of a girl dancing from where I live

And I just changed my avatar on therefrom a opeth album cover to a ass and I can't understand why girls even make pornhub accounts (unless they like 284932 deformed dicks in their requests) but the fact I put it on this morning and am getting fuckers requesting me like I have a pussy and ass is just wrong.

Step one : Don't be a homophobic butterscotch wanker

Step two : Don't be a giant faggot either

this thread is hilarious

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Or something.

 

[monoxide_child]

i just got to see a woman's bra
it looked like a "hawaiian shirt" and she said she's wearing matching panties

 

[EffigyForgotten]

i just got to see a woman's bra
it looked like a "hawaiian shirt" and she said she's wearing matching panties

In school I see girls bras like every 5 minutes, most girls let me squeeze their boobs too, (or at least poke them)

Get in that shit and show her what a real hobo is like, put your rum bottle in her pussy while you drill her ass.

 

[Belac]

Did this place turn into a porn forum or something? I don't know how old everyone here is but the last two posters are both sounding like immature 14 year olds that still giggle when someone says boob and don't actually know what they are talking about. This seems to be a more recent thing for EffigyForgotten but Monoxide_Child is just annoying me at this point. Seriously grow up and quit talking like you're among a bunch of perverted porn addicts, we don't want to know what you fap to or what porn sites you like.

If I'm alone in this fine but I'm certain I'm not, especially considering there are a couple ladies around here that probably find it more abrasive than I do. I'm not a prude, but the concept of "time, place and situation" seems to be lost lately.

 

[DarkGift]

totally agree there caleb







































boobs

 

[gt_jen]

Did this place turn into a porn forum or something? I don't know how old everyone here is but the last two posters are both sounding like immature 14 year olds that still giggle when someone says boob and don't actually know what they are talking about. This seems to be a more recent thing for EffigyForgotten but Monoxide_Child is just annoying me at this point. Seriously grow up and quit talking like you're among a bunch of perverted porn addicts, we don't want to know what you fap to or what porn sites you like.

If I'm alone in this fine but I'm certain I'm not, especially considering there are a couple ladies around here that probably find it more abrasive than I do. I'm not a prude, but the concept of "time, place and situation" seems to be lost lately.

totally agree

 

[Nanain]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

This seems to be a more recent thing for EffigyForgotten

Eh, he has been like this over on the GMD forum too. But yesh, I agree. Not that I find such offensive, its just rather...indicative of a personality I find highly distasteful, which has screamed true with how they approach other things.

I'm not above random, immature behavior concerning said subject manner, however I feel I at least manage to make it clear that I'm jesting.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Eh, he has been like this over on the GMD forum too. But yesh, I agree. Not that I find such offensive, its just rather...indicative of a personality I find highly distasteful, which has screamed true with how they approach other things.

I'm not above random, immature behavior concerning said subject manner, however I feel I at least manage to make it clear that I'm jesting.

Trying to sound smart while using the word "yesh" at the same time = Fucking fail

I'm most likely the biggest pervert you will ever see in your life TITS HERE TITS THERE TITS EVERYWHERE EXCEPT ANYWHERE NEAR YOU HAR HAR HAR

 

[EffigyForgotten]

And btw, I don't just go in post in certain forums, I just go to "new posts" and hit up all the threads i'm familiar with.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Trying to sound smart while using the word "yesh" at the same time = Fucking fail

 

[nizzon]

Did this place turn into a porn forum or something? I don't know how old everyone here is but the last two posters are both sounding like immature 14 year olds that still giggle when someone says boob and don't actually know what they are talking about. This seems to be a more recent thing for EffigyForgotten but Monoxide_Child is just annoying me at this point. Seriously grow up and quit talking like you're among a bunch of perverted porn addicts, we don't want to know what you fap to or what porn sites you like.

If I'm alone in this fine but I'm certain I'm not, especially considering there are a couple ladies around here that probably find it more abrasive than I do. I'm not a prude, but the concept of "time, place and situation" seems to be lost lately.

I dont even read their posts.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I dont even read their posts.

Because your sense of humor sucks.

 

[vikk]

Trying to sound smart while using the word "yesh" at the same time = Fucking fail

I'm most likely the biggest pervert you will ever see in your life TITS HERE TITS THERE TITS EVERYWHERE EXCEPT ANYWHERE NEAR YOU HAR HAR HAR

yep, 13 years old

 

[EffigyForgotten]

yep, 13 years old

13 and a half buddy.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Back in the day trolls had so much more skill.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Back in the day trolls had so much more skill.

Welcome to 2012.

I'm not even trolling though.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Back in the day the mentally deficient had much higher IQ's?

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Back in the day the mentally deficient had much higher IQ's?

Yup, except you.