stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

"Hi fellow metal head! I was wondering how you know Nehebkau. Do you know much about him? Anything that could help a girl out ;) . Need to find more rocking metal heads in my area."

You got off easy my friend. :erk:

"Hey you cutie metal head! Is that you in your pic? Merrowww!

I'm looking to find more metal friends! How do you know Nehebkau on here? Is he a good guy? What can you tell me about his personal situation right now?

Do you happen to be single?"
 
I got nothing :(

Yes! Someone who wasn't messaged! There was one! Thank fuckin god
So when are you going to tell her to Feck off? Is she hawt? What's she up to these days? I just want to find a metal lady in my area!

:lol:



There we go. Cassandra, if you're reading this head up to Windsor. Your soul mate right here in Caleb. Just don't let him catch you slicing up the inside of your vagina.