stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Remnant of Insanity]

lol TS not glam?!?!?!?!?! smee, I'm sorry but you like glam too that's the truth, face it!

Forget what I said I still hate the whole Glam scene though.

 

[Chamet]

[ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TOHFv602nug[/ame]

The first joke cracks me up. The rest is also really good.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Can't wait to spend 4 hours on King's Cross Just to see everyone running to the trains. You don't see that here, except in Amsterdam.

 

[Chamet]

Reminds me of this:

[ame]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOEQVgONh0[/ame]

 

[Hox]

In Norway, people stand on the train's roof when there is no more room. So much more sophisticated than pushing.

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

Reminds me of this:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mKOEQVgONh0

hah wow, that must suck so much

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

also: chamet/SMEE, tell me some funny English/British comedians. The ones you linked to were brilliant and German "comedy" is 99% more than embarrassing.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Frankie Boyle, Hugh Dennis, Andy Parsons, Russell Howard, Ed Byrne, Micheal McIntyre, Sean Lock, Bill Bailey (I don't like him, but pretty much everyone else does).... etc. That enough?
Edit: Just download some Mock the Week. Preferably the "Too hot for tv" dvd. It has all the stuff they had to cut out because it was too harsh

 

[Chamet]

also: chamet/SMEE, tell me some funny English/British comedians. The ones you linked to were brilliant and German "comedy" is 99% more than embarrassing.

Actually there's this British-Iranian comedian who does a joke about German comedians, his name is Omid Djalili.
Some of my favourite comedians are Lee Evans (he's the best, I don't care what anyone says ), Jimmy carr, Lee Mack and Frankie Boyle. I don't know much about older comedians because I've only recently started getting into stand up

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

"Parents, worried about unruly teenagers ruining your house? You need my book: My house, my rules! by Josef Fritzl!"

 

[Chamet]

I love Hugh Dennis on Mock The Week, he makes me laugh the most.

 

[DarkGift]

how the hell did you miss eddie izzard?

 

[Hox]

blæ

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

Actually there's this British-Iranian comedian who does a joke about German comedians, his name is Omid Djalili.
Some of my favourite comedians are Lee Evans (he's the best, I don't care what anyone says ), Jimmy carr, Lee Mack and Frankie Boyle. I don't know much about older comedians because I've only recently started getting into stand up

I can imagine real comedians finding Germans pathetic...I mean, it's just guys that think they're incredibly original shouting at their equally stupid audience. Mario barth is one of Germany's most popular comedians(the most popular I think, actually) and his most well-known joke is Fününününü. That word doesn't exist and it's not fucking funny. Argh.

But thanks, I'll do everything you two told me

 

[Ross]

Jimeoin

[ame]http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMXGcrTwg0[/ame]

 

[Ross]

i second the Omid Djalili rec

[ame]http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=qgUkHYPXh9s[/ame]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

SACRE BLEU!

 

[Hox]

lolwut, Ki, Deconstruction of a Cheeseburger AND ambient album from The Dev.. all to come out this year

 

[Chamet]

Jimeoin

http://se.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMXGcrTwg0

That was great.

 

[Hox]

gay