stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[vitorias123]

I think ill start with Burzum, my kids need to learn how to burn churches properly

 

[(The bass player)]

I guess Serbia is a little more hardcore and rough than cute little fluffy Sweden

 

[PowerBlade]

Do you growl your kids metal lullaby's when you put them to bed, bass play-ah?

 

[(The bass player)]

I growled along to some Behemoth in the car some months ago and Loke started crying big time so for the time being the usual childrens lullabys will have to do! I learned how to play twinkle, twinkle little star, along came a spider and all of those songs on bass so I can play and sing to them and hopefully in a year or so they will be singing along.

 

[vitorias123]

I growled along to some Behemoth in the car some months ago and Loke started crying big time so for the time being the usual childrens lullabys will have to do! I learned how to play twinkle, twinkle little star, along came a spider and all of those songs on bass so I can play and sing to them and hopefully in a year or so they will be singing along.

This is so cute

 

[vitorias123]

I guess Serbia is a little more hardcore and rough than cute little fluffy Sweden

Yeah, we are all hardcore and rough

 

[PowerBlade]

In a couple of years please report back with a video like this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZGa40Hl4zI

 

[vitorias123]

Shit, i forgot how much i liked Leviathan I got tired of metal, now im mostly into hip hop and gay asian pop music

 

[(The bass player)]

Thing is they will most likely think I am really embarrassing and awkward being all metal cos I am their dad so they will then hate metal and so I have failed

 

[vitorias123]

Dont worry, i thought my mom's music taste is awful, now we go to shows together

 

[nizzon]

You must go undercover!

 

[(The bass player)]

Shit, i forgot how much i liked Leviathan I got tired of metal, now im mostly into hip hop and gay asian pop music

 

[(The bass player)]

I will make my children like metal or....wait for it.....die trying!

 

[vikk]

Shit, i forgot how much i liked Leviathan I got tired of metal, now im mostly into hip hop and gay asian pop music

our marriage is over

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[GhostWalking]

If I ever have kids I will do everything in my power to make them listen to metal.

From the minute they're born they will be wearing stuff like this...allow the brainwashing to commence early and all of that.

 

[(The bass player)]

Well I try....I made my son his first metal denim vest at least!

 

[PowerBlade]

Haha that's amazing

 

[(The bass player)]

 

[Adam Stryker]

Not sure what to make of this.