stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!
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(The bass player)
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vitorias123
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vitorias123
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In that case, i gotta warn you, my house is 10m away from a train station, it can be pretty loud if you arent used to it
(The bass player)
Total Satan
PowerBlade
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(The bass player)
Total Satan
^I'm going to write that down and track you down for when I get married
You will never get married!
Adam Stryker
I Cannot Be Loved
He will get married one day. I am the only one here that will die alone.You will never get married!
(The bass player)
Total Satan
PowerBlade
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(The bass player)
Total Satan
I'll tell my doctor to call you when I die so you can play at my funeral then
That would be very death metal! I can imagine it now, the casket being lowered into the grave to the sound of Antimortem Autopsy!
PowerBlade
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(The bass player)
Total Satan
And my entire family crying because they can't take the brutality of it all
We can play a cover of "you suffer" for no extra charge and dedicate it to them
isolation_years
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haha so i really hate how autistic i am sometimes (not really but i am dense as fuck).
my best friends wife has been bringing a work friend (who is a girl) to our social events, seems really into me despite seeing me shitfaced drunk at least 4 times (even let me run a beer tent at a festival she helped plan... which was amazing).
so on sunday we are waiting outside my buddies house at 2am waiting for a cab, its raining slightly and is cold so i offer her my sweater. she snuggles up in it immediately, moves in really close and is just beaming lol, cant contain a smile looking up at me, moves in real close...puts her arms around me for warmth. i start talking about maple syrup.
went home, laid in my bed and was suddenly like........what tha fuck is wrong with me lol. we're goin to a fair on friday though haha, gonna see fireworks and live jousting, go on a ferris wheel. if i dont ask her out im begging one of you to just kill me
my best friends wife has been bringing a work friend (who is a girl) to our social events, seems really into me despite seeing me shitfaced drunk at least 4 times (even let me run a beer tent at a festival she helped plan... which was amazing).
so on sunday we are waiting outside my buddies house at 2am waiting for a cab, its raining slightly and is cold so i offer her my sweater. she snuggles up in it immediately, moves in really close and is just beaming lol, cant contain a smile looking up at me, moves in real close...puts her arms around me for warmth. i start talking about maple syrup.
went home, laid in my bed and was suddenly like........what tha fuck is wrong with me lol. we're goin to a fair on friday though haha, gonna see fireworks and live jousting, go on a ferris wheel. if i dont ask her out im begging one of you to just kill me
(The bass player)
Total Satan
haha so i really hate how autistic i am sometimes (not really but i am dense as fuck).
my best friends wife has been bringing a work friend (who is a girl) to our social events, seems really into me despite seeing me shitfaced drunk at least 4 times (even let me run a beer tent at a festival she helped plan... which was amazing).
so on sunday we are waiting outside my buddies house at 2am waiting for a cab, its raining slightly and is cold so i offer her my sweater. she snuggles up in it immediately, moves in really close and is just beaming lol, cant contain a smile looking up at me, moves in real close...puts her arms around me for warmth. i start talking about maple syrup.
went home, laid in my bed and was suddenly like........what tha fuck is wrong with me lol. we're goin to a fair on friday though haha, gonna see fireworks and live jousting, go on a ferris wheel. if i dont ask her out im begging one of you to just kill me
I promise!
PowerBlade
Member
(The bass player)
Total Satan
Are you retarded?
I also promise you that the bass player will DIE!!! you
No he is canadian, it is not his fault....
