stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Belac]

I just set my kitchen on fire. That will teach those pesky French Fries to cook faster.

I got to talk to a real fire-fighter and do battle with the flames from hell.

It was a good day.

 

[PowerBlade]

How does one go about setting a kitchen on fire?

 

[Belac]

With me in the kitchen everything catches on fire. It's a curse. This time I re-discovered that vegetable oil + heat = Satan erupting from the stove-top to fight me for my food. Normally not even Satan could take my food but this day he won...

 

[Aexalven]

I just set my kitchen on fire. .

How many female casualties?

 

[Belac]

I wanted to say over 9000, but if there were females I wouldn't have had to go to the kitchen in the first place.

 

[Aexalven]

Females must be like spirits or ghosts. I always had to come to kitchen to collect my food. And I never had a girlfriend, that would explain it is since they dont exist.

Deep. Time to sleep now

 

[stefan86]

back from three weeks in south/eastern europe ultralulz

 

[PowerBlade]

^What made you go to East Europe?

 

[Animaltracks]

cheap beer, awesome chicks and metal festivals for sure !!!

 

[Aexalven]

Gas and tanks

 

[vikk]

sex with Maja

 

[Belac]

Drink, Feck, Arse, Garls!!!

 

[the_fiend]

The new Iron Maiden song is a bit "meh". Anyone has any different opinion?

 

[(The bass player)]

The new Iron Maiden song is a bit "meh". Anyone has any different opinion?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F7A24f6gNc

I like it! It reminds me of Deep Purple and old 1970s hard rock like that and I almost expected it to have a hammond organ in the last chorus.

 

[PowerBlade]

^I thought it sounded kind of old school as well, but I have to agree with Ayush. I'm not really feeling it to be honest - The Final Frontier was also a meh album in my opinion

 

[Animaltracks]

Yes it is meh at its best... Nowadays Maiden is more about those long proggy songs wich are pretty hit and miss as well

 

[PowerBlade]

Yep. They've just gotten old

 

[stefan86]

 

[Animaltracks]

 

[isolation_years]

went to america for a wedding, traveled through 5 states, by far the least free country ive ever seen. cops everywhere and harsh punishments for everything (dont walk on the rails, it could cost you your life and if caught YOU WILL SPEND 10 YEARS IN JAIL". the divide between rich and poor is disgusting too, my god people either live in extreme excess or crippling poverty. they have them so wrapped up in "obama starting ww3" and "they might take our guns" that no one notices theyve taken away every basic freedom that i have apparently been taking for granted in other countries (or my own). you dont need to concentrate on the rich as long as you can be sure the poor kill each other for the scrapes

really impressive police state i gotta say. i was not expecting this at all.