stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

stefan86 said:
MORE LIKE BRADLEY POOPER AMIRITE
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Idk why but I googled this :lol:

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So apparently a 30 year old man poses as a 17 year old, goes to highschool and kicks ass on the basketball team. Just another day in my town. :)
 
stefan86 said:
your town sounds more interesting, we only whine hipsters born in the 90's crying on social media topped off with shitty weather and boredom
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We also have stripper dwarf tosses, famous Pizza (apparently known across Canada), a bandit that keeps on trimming city owned trees and bushes into the shape of giant penises (no seriously, a serial penis tree trimmer)... An old senile guy that wanders around the streets wearing a giant cowboy hat full of peacock feathers (that everyone knows), a mysterious constant rumbling/shaking that you can feel city-wide that science can't figure out and... No that about covers it. I think the rumbling is because Satan is manufacturing guns for Detroit. Not much else going on around these parts.

Oh and one time a guy in a pickup was driving about 160km/h and ramped his car over a flower bed and into the roof of a body shop. Dukes of Hazard style... That was pretty sweet.
 
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