stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[stefan86]

We also have stripper dwarf tosses, famous Pizza (apparently known across Canada), a bandit that keeps on trimming city owned trees and bushes into the shape of giant penises (no seriously, a serial penis tree trimmer)... An old senile guy that wanders around the streets wearing a giant cowboy hat full of peacock feathers (that everyone knows), a mysterious constant rumbling/shaking that you can feel city-wide that science can't figure out and... No that about covers it. I think the rumbling is because Satan is manufacturing guns for Detroit. Not much else going on around these parts.

Oh and one time a guy in a pickup was driving about 160km/h and ramped his car over a flower bed and into the roof of a body shop. Dukes of Hazard style... That was pretty sweet.

I'm moving over. Which genre is our superstar band gonna play?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Sounds like a city consisting of this forum. Why aren't we all there?

 

[Aexalven]

Because when exposed to so much cancer I would implode and create a fucking black hole and destroy the galaxy

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I would think you could see the benefit in such.

 

[isolation_years]

Idk why but I googled this

this is it. my favorite post ever

 

[Aexalven]

But I'm afraid of black holes

From the other hand, becoming something youre scared off is so villainy

 

[stefan86]

you like brown holes

 

[Aexalven]

nuh-uh

 

[stefan86]

yeh-äh

 

[nizzon]

Snupp

 

[stefan86]

schaerth

 

[DarkGift]

fakk off

 

[DarkGift]

I love how one of the trophies you can get on the new UM forum is "1,000 messages? Impressive!" <3

 

[stefan86]

*fakks off*

 

[stefan86]

Trophy? More like SONIAMDISSAPOINTPLEASEPOSTMORESMILIES

 

[the_fiend]

What happened to the food thread? I ate a lot of weird stuff over the weekend but I have nowhere to post it. :'(

 

[stefan86]

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[stefan86]

listening to Pink Flujd and preparing to lift some weights-ah

 

[Belac]

Had an ingrown hair in my nostril. Popped out on the outside of my nose. That was weird.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Liftin some weights and listening to sludge n doom.