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Tomorrow first day of last year of university. Just give me fucking diploma already, youre not gonna teach me anything I dont know / cant learn on my own 10x quicker...
stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!
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My friend and I are training table tenis at university and he decided to put me in uncomfortable position - talking with woman.
Apparently he told some random chick that im interested in her and she confronted that. Luckly this was the day where I was creative.
Told her im gay and that im sick this guy is trying to "fix" me, he just cant accept who I am and almost made myself cry. It worked, now people think that hes an asshole.
And that im gay. But it was worth it.
Apparently he told some random chick that im interested in her and she confronted that. Luckly this was the day where I was creative.
Told her im gay and that im sick this guy is trying to "fix" me, he just cant accept who I am and almost made myself cry. It worked, now people think that hes an asshole.
And that im gay. But it was worth it.
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I often sacrifice myself for the greater good. Most of the time its just my dick for a sake of joke, this time I maybe went too far
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Yup, tons of stoned fish. Also Alaska and a few drunk ass Russians.
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I'm 28 years old.
Just realised that in Jackson's Smooth Criminal it's not:
"Annie are you walking, are you walking Annie"
but fucking
"Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie".
Now it actually makes sense. Holy shit. In my defense I have better time understanding black metal lyrics than some of MJ stuff.
Just realised that in Jackson's Smooth Criminal it's not:
"Annie are you walking, are you walking Annie"
but fucking
"Annie are you okay, are you okay Annie".
Now it actually makes sense. Holy shit. In my defense I have better time understanding black metal lyrics than some of MJ stuff.
Belac
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When I was younger in the chorus for Sad but True by Metallica, I thought he was saying "saint patrol" for an embarrassingly long time. The lyric is literally in the title and English is my primary language. I eventually figured it out but took a few years.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm autistic.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm autistic.
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doesn't help that he says "whokey". Well, White English wasn't his first language either
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Turn out Im living in a wealthy as fuck country.
In 3 weeks we will celebrate 100years of Independence (ironic with current government). That would be 11th of november and it was always a holiday.
But they just decided that 12th will be as well. Let me remind you, 3 fucking weeks before it's happening. This "day off" is gonna cost the country around 2 billion dollars and I can imagine a lot of companies will be fucked because of various reasons on such short notice.
All of it makes me say it again: poland should never regain independence. It died in XVIII century for a reason. Doesnt help that most non-retarded people got killed by nazis or russians.
In 3 weeks we will celebrate 100years of Independence (ironic with current government). That would be 11th of november and it was always a holiday.
But they just decided that 12th will be as well. Let me remind you, 3 fucking weeks before it's happening. This "day off" is gonna cost the country around 2 billion dollars and I can imagine a lot of companies will be fucked because of various reasons on such short notice.
All of it makes me say it again: poland should never regain independence. It died in XVIII century for a reason. Doesnt help that most non-retarded people got killed by nazis or russians.
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When I was younger in the chorus for Sad but True by Metallica, I thought he was saying "saint patrol" for an embarrassingly long time. The lyric is literally in the title and English is my primary language. I eventually figured it out but took a few years.
Sometimes I wonder if I'm autistic.
I sang "sepentrow" for a while, wtf?!
I also sang "banvain" in Bon Jovi's You Give Love a Bad Name. And bunch of other mumbo jumbo. GG.
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So I remembered one more fuck up:
Cranberries - Zombie.
Few years ago for the love of god I couldnt remember the song name. I also couldnt remember the lyrics.
So I typed in google something like "iyohe iyohe, zaneh zaneh" (or more like polish equivlanet of pronounciation and fuck me, second google link was someone who remembered the song just as I did and got an answer.
I start to believe the stories where people type "lalala lala la lalala" and someone guesses the song.
Cranberries - Zombie.
Few years ago for the love of god I couldnt remember the song name. I also couldnt remember the lyrics.
So I typed in google something like "iyohe iyohe, zaneh zaneh" (or more like polish equivlanet of pronounciation and fuck me, second google link was someone who remembered the song just as I did and got an answer.
I start to believe the stories where people type "lalala lala la lalala" and someone guesses the song.
