stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Krow]

A private show?

 

[Para Bellum]

metalocalypse porno? wat?

 

[Hox]

i personally know gene hoglan. i asked him to get me a special "hox" episode with my manuscript.. and he got it for me

 

[Ruun]

Spiraling up through the crack in the sky
Leaving material world behind
(Mastodon - The Czar)

how can mastodon be so fukking EPIC!?
goosebumps on my arms ... HOLY SHIAT!

 

[Para Bellum]

i personally know gene hoglan. i asked him to get me a special "hox" episode with my manuscript.. and he got it for me

YOU HAD SEX WITH GENE HOGLAN? WHAT?!

 

[Hox]

Mastodon is the fucking shit indeed.

 

[Hox]

yeah, i have a foot fetish.. and gene hoglan is obviously the ultimate person to have sex with if you have one

 

[Krow]

Heh... I wrecked the speakers in my car with The Wolf is Loose when I first got it....

 

[Ruun]

ahahha jsut noticed this pic!

that guy looks just like sayr

LUUK!

 

[Hox]

rofl i am pretty sure that is satyr
and the chick is norwegian

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqGrgaQsIIE&feature=PlayList&p=A1528FA280845BB5&index=0&playnext=1[/ame]

 

[Krow]

Discuss.

 

[Hox]

My thoughts rip your throat and make it hard to breathe
your whole camp's under seige, and I'm Jason Vorhees
In the heat of the night is when I defeat and ignite mikes
My verbal snipe, your vocab on site
I'm out the cut, uncut and raw with no clause for all
So all my rhymes hit and split the bricks on the wall
your already have an idea about the superior sphere
The greater rhyme creator on both sides of the equator
I rock from here to there, to Philly and back
To LA on the spot where I rock and bust like straps
As your views get overshadowed when you come in contact
Beware, set and prepare to enter verbal combat

 

[Para Bellum]

yeah, i have a foot fetish.. and gene hoglan is obviously the ultimate person to have sex with if you have one

ewww. why? callouses?



HER BOOBS ARE NOT OKAY!

 

[Ruun]

too big?^

 

[Hox]

she removed some of the silicone some months ago apparently

 

[Para Bellum]

too big?^

too fake.

 

[Krow]

My girlfriend jokes about that shit sometimes... she has D's... and they will NOT be reduced.

 

[Ruun]

whats stefans size actually?

 

[Para Bellum]

real boobs ftw!

 

[Hox]

real boobs are awesome