stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[Hox]

No live performances in 2009

Unfortunately, we must announce the passing of the genocide of the summer festival season. Both the AX and the microphone 2010 and occupied that Opeth are committed to ensure that no live shows with the depression of the early years. AX adopted and live in exchange for Mike, that you are considering, the possibility of the right reasons and right now the technical side will not. At the moment, we luck and good timing more carnage if it must be returned to the stage, looking forward to next year. Nevertheless, we are running the show a great interest in a major recession, the expectations of customers for not meeting this time, I want to apologize to the fans, I want to thank all the promoters.

 

[Para Bellum]

stfu!

 

[stefan86]

lawl

 

[Scavneck]

and it's cry my name hox, i'll expect my snowflake in the mail

Are you FUCKING RETARDED?

 

[Scavneck]

Cry Hox's Name.. AMARAYT?

I get the snowflake. FUCK YOU!

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Awwwwwesome. Opeth and Enslaved playing at the Black Cross this year. Which is like the most awesome festival ever. Watching bands while there's thousands of motorbikes rallying behind you. Muuuuuust go.

 

[Hox]

motorbikes are gay

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

No u.

 

[Hox]

stfu, ill throw a varg-throwing tomato at you

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Pff. I'll throw a zombie nazi back at you.

 

[Hox]

Go ahead, I have chainsaw-wielding thralls ready to die defending me!

 

[stefan86]

 

[Hox]

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Go ahead, I have chainsaw-wielding thralls ready to die defending me!

I'll make said zombie eat your balls.

 

[Hox]

He'd probably break his teeth, I have balls of solid ice.

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

Of course. But what if I give him golden teeth first? Try and keep your balls save from that, hah!

 

[Hox]

Norwegian ice is harder than diamonds.

 

[Hox]

It seems I win this round. Good luck next time!

 

[Remnant of Insanity]

You're still from Trondheim. That means you will always lose.

Anyway, has anyone here ever been through the channel tunnel? It appears I might have to do it this summer, and I think I'll need tranquillizers to survive it. Fun.