stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Bollehamster]

Well, no I haven't missed it. So it was retarded of me to ask here.
But this is the retard thread, so it's justified.

 

[Alyona]

I want a new pair of shoes that i saw in the shop earlier today. But if I buy them I will not be allowed to buy any more shoes until the end of the month and that will be a REALLY long wait..

 

[nizzon]

Well, no I haven't missed it. So it was retarded of me to ask here.
But this is the retard thread, so it's justified.

 

[the_fiend]

I want a new pair of shoes that i saw in the shop earlier today. But if I buy them I will not be allowed to buy any more shoes until the end of the month and that will be a REALLY long wait..

:|

 

[Alyona]

It's hard being a girl .

 

[Bollehamster]

Oh, you only get to buy ONE pair of shoes each month? I pity you.

 

[Alyona]

I would buy a lot more... but I wont have anywhere to keep them.

 

[Bollehamster]

I would too. But I don't have any money.
I would buy clothes in general.

 

[Alyona]

I get free clothes. I spend all my money on shoes, and cameras

 

[nizzon]

free clothes?

 

[Alyona]

yes, free clothes. I have one of the most incredible wardrobes.

 

[nizzon]

it makes clothes?

 

[vitorias123]

I get free clothes

Explain please.

 

[Bollehamster]

YES EXPLAIN PLEASE

 

[Alyona]

My mum works in the fashion world.

 

[Bollehamster]

 

[Alyona]

I share sometimes.

 

[Bollehamster]

cock

 

[Alyona]

I don't share cock.

 

[Bollehamster]

yeah right