stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[the_fiend]

Oh and happy girthday, Maya.

oh no, you don't. I'm flirting with her right now :zombie:

 

[Krow]

But.... I showed her my super sexy outfit.

 

[DarkGift]

oh no, you don't. I'm flirting with her right now :zombie:

what does your lady think of that?

 

[the_fiend]

She posted that, if i tell you the truth (she doesn't approve of this post, though) :|

 

[Bollehamster]

Oh lawd. Rape her, just to show who's boss.

 

[the_fiend]

She likes the idea, but i'm too lazy. :|

 

[Shapeless)))]

 

[Bollehamster]

She likes the idea of getting raped and you're just like "Yeah, whatever."?
wat

 

[the_fiend]

She likes the idea of getting raped and you're just like "Yeah, whatever."?

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. She likes to be dominated.
But whatever the fuck, we both agree... she's shit in kitchen, i'm shit in bed.

 

[DarkGift]

She posted that, if i tell you the truth (she doesn't approve of this post, though) :|

you let your woman close to electronics? that's what caused the holocaust you know. and other bad stuff. like. ehum... female voting rights.

Oh lawd. Rape her, just to show who's boss.

She likes the idea, but i'm too lazy. :|

again

 

[DarkGift]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. She likes to be dominated.
But whatever the fuck, we both agree... she's shit in kitchen, i'm shit in bed.

self-irony <3

 

[the_fiend]

you let your woman close to electronics? that's what caused the holocaust you know. and other bad stuff. like. ehum... female voting rights.

Actually, i'm logged in from her laptop, there's a movie playing on my desktop as i type.

 

[stefan86]

 

[hexwind]

I wish i could rape myself

 

[DarkGift]

rape is nice and and lots of fun

 

[DarkGift]

NP: Anal Cunt - I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It

 

[stefan86]

anal cunt <3

 

[LifeDepraved]

for stefan:

 

[stefan86]

 

[hexwind]

Cynic <3