stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[viewerfromnihil]

^more like 8.9

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

hah, do I have to mention what state I was in when I wrote that?

 

[stefan86]

In a state of sheer brutal 5,0oettingerbeck'sberlinerlöwenbraulanderbraupwnage?!

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

sth like that, but add various coctails (i know im a fag), jägermeister, vodka, sambuca, don't remember everythig
I just know I was growling I was made for Loving you at a karaoke thing in a bar

 

[stefan86]

hahaha. utterly awesome. I must visit germany again just to get metal krvnk with you

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

pimpin in ffm yo! I just realised again yesterday how much my city fucking rules. And we didn't even make it to the stripper bar thing I vote for a forum meet in frankfurt

 

[stefan86]

haha, sure man. as long as its not in stockholm aka. the getting thrown out by guards capital of the world

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

I bet they pull your hair and make you squeal like a pig. But that's probably just wishful thinking

 

[stefan86]

Yup, wishful thinking. It's essentially bad swedish and subtle threats of violence.

 

[Hedon-]

stockholm is magic
in daylight - beautiful place to just hang around and even buy mettulz, and they even have a great shop for posers where u can buy anything related to dark music except for the music itself. i love poser shops. they got a whole section for tokio hotel posters.
anyway,
in nighttime it gets krunk.. first, white people begin to slowly disappear (returning home to listen to benighted and insision) and drunk black people appear and start shouting in gibbrish. everywhere u go u see people making drug deals, and the rats start crawling everywhere you go.


the rats totally ruin stockholm

edit: i also have a theory that after about 3:30 AM the human guinae pigs start to appear, but i never had a chance to check it

 

[stefan86]

hahaha. awesome

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

omgz tokio hotel. The downfall of any positive picture that may have come to be after the war.

 

[xsxixr xsxcxhxwxaxnxzxexlxoxt]

picture of germany*

 

[stefan86]

DOOMWARARDENTSLAUGHTERZ

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

 

[Ross]

thats tokio hotel right?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[BastardSonOfGod]

unleash yer fury!

 

[viewerfromnihil]

 

[stefan86]

Fire puking stefan still wins