stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

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I have to quit drinking for 9 months I am going to be driving a company car. Filling in for a corporate salesman or woman that has taken maternity leave no one else wants to do it so I have to do it. They have ordered me to do it I cannot refuse cause its the big guys thats sent the orders, it will pay a little bit better and I will get to move out of the office for awhile.

So when I get home I am getting tossed, drunk, tipsy, whatever you wanna call it. Find myself the nearest skin bar and look at some rip raw American Funbags, knockers, melons, who haaas, breast, juggleys.

STONKING GREAT TITS:kickass:

*Self inserted A Clockwork Orange scene where Malcolm Mcdowell hovers his hands ever so swiftly over the boobs*