stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[Animaltracks]

killing is your business?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

If you come to the states to kill her just imagine the publicity for Desolator! International killers! Come onnnnn.

 

[stefan86]

truefakkingdeathmetalfakkingfakks

 

[Animaltracks]

you will reach Mayhem reputation for being extremelyextrem !!!!

 

[stefan86]

detärjualltidbra

 

[(The bass player)]

I'll supply rum for a weekend binger with the members of Desolator in Madison WI.

Deal! Now where did I put my chainsaw and dead skin mask....

 

[stefan86]

excellent-ah

 

[(The bass player)]

excellent-ah

Yes he should get us a gig too while at it!

 

[(The bass player)]

oh lawd, jonas on anything but beer

You like me the most when I drink jägermeister

 

[stefan86]

we all do

 

[nizzon]

berzerk?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Yes he should get us a gig too while at it!

You guys can play my exs funeral upon completing the deed.

 

[isolation_years]

haha i still cant believe you were married

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

haha i still cant believe you were married

Iknowrite

Now add to that the fact that I have a 3 year old son.

 

[isolation_years]

:O

 

[Animaltracks]

 

[stefan86]

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

Ask Jason, my sperm defies birthcontrol. I get women pregnant by looking at them.

 

[isolation_years]

well that is frightening. although the pill held me at bay for a good 2 years

 

[(The bass player)]

You guys can play my exs funeral upon completing the deed.

We have several songs fitting that occasion

Iknowrite

Now add to that the fact that I have a 3 year old son.

Just to clarify things here, he is not part of the deal right? I do not kill children unless they are asian....