I keep getting friend zoned by women it sucks lol but I had a convo with one last night it was funny
Me: I'm cold.
Amber: You're sitting on a fleece blanket.
Me: ...
Amber: And you're drinking a milkshake.
Me: I never said I was logical! But the last time I put a blanket over me it didnt go so well.
Amber: Why what happen?
Me: Well there was a spider under it lol then I took an arrow in the knee.
Amber: Ugh damn gamers!!