stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[xX M i A s M a]

I've got this picture in my head of you with like 5 years leg hair growth, spear hunting your food in the park.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

You're not being sexist enough Jason.

He meant to say gathering berries.

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Yes, I'm sorry. I meant spear-gathering berries.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I shave my pubes.

 

[gt_jen]

pffft. i use the spear head to shave my legs. Its just my face that has viking genes.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

You must have steady hands for a drinker O_O.

 

[nizzon]

hey its aliivvee!

 

[gt_jen]

your face is alive

 

[DarkGift]

When I grew my beard it got lots of compliments... From guys. . Seriously not one girl said anything.

this is so true or well, i do get compliments from girls as well, but the ratio is like one girl for every twenty guys or something

 

[wandering_taco]

Yeah definitely. The disparity is huge. :/

 

[Pat115]

I got shitloads of compliments when I cut my long hair back to really short. When I shave it's the opposite though. With no beard I look almost 10 years younger and not very manly loll

 

[xX M i A s M a]

My girlfriend is obsessed with beards, she harassed me weeks when I shaved mine. I'm sure she would compliment all your beards ^_^

She once said something nice about Jocke's, but Jocke is gay so nobody tell him.

 

[DarkGift]

Carley totally digs me.

 

[stefan86]

 

[Pat115]

 

[xX M i A s M a]

Carley totally digs me.

I'm not sure if she's into dudes that weigh less than she does

 

[vikk]

I'm not sure if she's into dudes that weigh less than she does

that's why she likes to live in 'Merica, amirite?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I'm not sure if she's into dudes that weigh less than she does

You can't be far off sir.

 

[DarkGift]

I'm not sure if she's into dudes that weigh less than she does

i'm about 75 kgs dude, super fat!

that's why she likes to live in 'Merica, amirite?

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

I'm naked without facial hair. It's not right. IT IS NOT RIGHT!