stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

[isolation_years]

https://youtu.be/Vwh0lBPHg9o

canada. where the cops are your dad

 

[Belac]

Cops have driven me home a couple times when I was walking home drunk as fakk at 1am.

Technically they could have put me in the drunk tank, but I am such a happy drunk and I am approachable and speak clearly so I guess they are just glad I would rather walk 5km home than drive drunk. .

Small town Canadian cops can't be bothered tasering me until I piss myself and then shooting me in the face twelve times.

 

[Belac]

I think I am going to start using the word "dung" more often in my daily vocabulary. Brb gotta take a dung.... Err.. Gotta go dung... Make a dung??

Fuck off I've got work to do.

 

[stefan86]

Important to be a master of disguise when drunk to avoid el problemo

 

[isolation_years]

lmao vikk beat me to it

 

[Aexalven]

I need a medic...

Note to self, dont sneeze while taking a shit.
I sneezed so hard that my anus launched the whole load in one go and I feel like it's leaking now. Also, the filling in my tooth fell out. Fuck sneezes.

 

[stefan86]

 

[Belac]

I always wondered what would happen in that situation... I was once told it was impossible to sneeze while pissing and I went out of my way to do exactly that. It went pretty well I think, I only hit three of the decorative sea-shells in the bathroom.

 

[Aexalven]

They say its impossible to read in your dream which is bullshit, because the amount of exams i took during the dream is too damn high. So I wont try mu luck with sneezing and pissing at the same time. My butt still hurts.

 

[Belac]

 

[stefan86]

 

[Animaltracks]

 

[stefan86]

 

[DarkGift]

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[vikk]

 

[Animaltracks]

 

[Adam Stryker]

I live in the bible belt of the South, here in the states. I was constantly berated for not being religious. To deal with the hand I was given I became Catholic in 2013. Now people are still the same. They still shun me. I also became religious so these "Country girls" would be more accepting of me. I need to relocate to where people are not such pompous jerks.

 

[vikk]

i would assume it would be easy to move places inside US? Also Mike Rowe says there is plenty of good paying jobs if you are willing to relocate

 

[Aexalven]

Also Mike Rowe says there is plenty of good paying jobs if you are willing to relocate

I miss this series


Adam, just join my crusade. Im planning to nuke all muslims and then start dealing with christians as they are weaker.

 

[PowerBlade]

I live in the bible belt of the South, here in the states. I was constantly berated for not being religious. To deal with the hand I was given I became Catholic in 2013. Now people are still the same. They still shun me. I also became religious so these "Country girls" would be more accepting of me. I need to relocate to where people are not such pompous jerks.

Burn a church or two!

In all seriousness though, you can't really do much about that. If you want advice: get the hell out of there. Surely it is possible to move to somewhere that is nicer than those religious nuts