stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

Pokurwiony skurwiel przykurwił kurwie wkurwiając kurewsko podkurwionego już pokurwa.

Rough translation:
Fucked up motherfucker beat the shit out of the whore, majorly pissing off already angry fucker.

Doesnt make much sense, but you can virtually use kurwa in exchange for every word.
 
Was giving my coworkers a ride today, hate driving without music / radio so turned shuffle on my phone and our ride looked like this:



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I bet they think im retarded now :( Thank you autoshuffle.
 
Meanwhile in poorland:

New government issued textbooks for children say "Masturbation is worse than nuclear war". No, i didnt make this up.