stefan86's offtopic random retard thread - post away!

tips to get woman:

1. Don't be ugly
2. Have money
3. pretend to listen to her
4. have a car
5. have money
6. Play guitar
7. or be the lead singer
8. have money
9. if you're a douche, you will only get douche woman
10. have money
11. have a big penis
12. don't be boring, always do new things
13. have money
14. don't use a overused pick up line, be original
15. maker her laugh
16. if any of the above fails, lock her up in your basement and rape her
 
tips to get woman:

1. Don't be ugly
2. Have money
3. pretend to listen to her
4. have a car
5. have money
6. Play guitar
7. or be the lead singer
8. have money
9. if you're a douche, you will only get douche woman
10. have money
11. have a big penis
12. don't be boring, always do new things
13. have money
14. don't use a overused pick up line, be original
15. maker her laugh
16. if any of the above fails, lock her up in your basement and rape her

Having a massive Audi works quite well actually.



.... Is it bad that I miss my ex his car more than him? :'D
 
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