Steve Albini's tea boy writes in!

[Where She Wept]

So did this guy just email Andy out of the blue, or is he like that dude that posted shit just to draw attention to his studio?

Andy Rules

 

[EtherForBreakfast]

Does this mean when Dirck is out shopping for CD's, he knows in advance which albums were done using protools and does not buy them?

Dirck .... You are the shit.

 

[Ermz]

This guy's afraid that all his favorite bands are going to be eventually mixed, produced by Andy therefore leaving him with nothing new to listen to.

THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING!!!!!!!

''' THE SKY... HAS OPENED!!!!!'


There is just so much crap in that email... we're not gonna go into it are we? If we do, we'll be here all day just laughing it up at the sheer idiocy.

Half of it seems like he's trying to convince himself that his precious analogue can do everything Andy does with ProTools. It's hilarious to read through because it's just one big insecure rant.

 

[Glenn Fricker]

My good buddy Dirk aka adrenalize@canada.com

Digital is unsuitable for recording music.

I have no anti-digital bias,

This guy puts the 'moron' in 'oxymoron.' Fucktards like this made me give up on Gearslutz last year.

For what it's worth, Andy, some of us like your work.

 

[jamesboyd]

ah dear................

Isn't it funny that andy actually mentioned a while ago that he *does not* use beat detective

I think this guy needs to differentiate between 'pro bands' that want modern and curent sounds and his supposed clientele

 

[EtherForBreakfast]

I would LOVE to hear Dirks version of TGE. =)

 

[Kazrog]

The part that nobody's mentioned is that his email handle is "Adrenalize," which happens to be the gayest album of Def Leppard's career, which features such gems as "Make Love Like A Man." I mean, nobody can knock High n Dry, Pyromania, Hysteria, etc., that shit is champion - but after that, stick a fork in it.

 

[vo]

makes me wanna sell my analogmachine... what an asshole!!!
I think there's only one word for this mail:
JEALOUSY...
so let's see if he's gonna show some of his work..

 

[unsilpauly]

dirk has to be the long lost retarded inbred cousin of jp22 or whatever the fuck that guys name was . this guy obviously has way to much time on his hands, which is hard to believe with analog being so popular and all .

 

[Ravenous Enemy]

Is he really called Dirk? If he is he should be shot just for that.

 

[~BURNY~]

Dirk Diggler is the male pornstar which inspired the film called "boogey nights".

 

[beechstudio]

Damn...........that guy is CLUELESS!

I think he must me green with envy of what Andy can do with digital.

All hail senior' Sneap!

 

[J the TyranT]

Yeah, what Burny said... it's kinda a famous pseudonym from that Boogie Nights flick... email him back with the sign "Chest Brockwell", who was the other guy in the movie.

 

[Hammer Bart]

I have no anti-digital bias

Dirk Dirk Dirk, good one buddy, you almost had us fooled.

 

[xmidihcx]

cmon guys, we are all mature adults here. . this dude is obviously very frustrated. he needs to get laid but he spends all his free time on ebay trying to find tape.

for the record, MY music sounds like robots, andy's does not.

 

[Hammer Bart]

Dirk, if you read this, I hate your tape recordings. Whatever happened to cutting phonograph records in one full band take huh? I honestly don't see the need for tape machines when waxing phonograph records sounds so much better. Your recordings are a joke compared to pre-WWII gems.

 

[chadsxe]

I live in Chicago....I can go down EA and smack him for ya...

 

[Ravenous Enemy]

Dirk Diggler is the male pornstar which inspired the film called "boogey nights".

Yeah, what Burny said... it's kinda a famous pseudonym from that Boogie Nights flick... email him back with the sign "Chest Brockwell", who was the other guy in the movie.

ok cheers!

 

[iekobrid]

"Adrenalize," which happens to be the gayest album of Def Leppard's career, which features such gems as "Make Love Like A Man." ...stick a fork in it.

This is probably the wrong place to cop to it, but I rather like the song "Tonight" off Adrenalize. Fuck the rest of it, though, yeah. uke:

 

[Brett - K A L I S I A]

Do you wanna get rooooocked ?