STOCK THREAD #1: Best Simpsons Moments...

[LoboUivante]

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"Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!"

Chief Wiggum - “Okay,folks, show’s over. Nothing to see here, show’s … Oh my god! A horribleplane crash! Hey, everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! Don’t be shy, crowd around!”

Milhouse - "How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy.”

Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up!
Marge: No! What is he’s crazy?
Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots.

Grandpa: “Y’know,you remind me of a poem I can’t remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I’m not sure I’ve ever been to.”

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[VangelicSurgeon]

Chief Wiggum: If he was involved, do you think he would have invited the number one cop in town? Now, where did I put my gun...oh yeah! I put it down when I got some cake!

 

[ezekiel]

why do i need to know how to speak english? i'm never going to england.

 

[FrostGiant]

"Bart: That’s a hitch-hiker, Homer.
Homer: Ooh, let’s pick him up!
Marge: No! What is he’s crazy?
Homer: And what if he’s not? Then we’d look like idiots. "

You forgot the line right before that.

[Rodney Dangerfield on the side of the road holding a sign that says Springfield.]
Homer: Can't they get a pole for that sign?

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"Hi supernintendo Chalmers."-Ralph

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"I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I can barely find one hour a week in which to get funky."-Homer

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Disco Stu-"Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues... AAY!"

Homer-"Your fish are dead [points at Disco Stu's shoes which have goldfish in them]"

Disco Stu-"I know. I can't get them out of there."

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Hey, Disco Stu doesn't advertise...

 

[fainéant]

dude, *sobs* I haven't been this moved since the Joy Luck Club -- Jimbo.