Stupid shit you hear as a metalhead....

[Mort Divine]

From now on going in just to look at skanks for 2 minutes while I am dressed normal not looking death metal. Maybe they will be thinking what the hell is this 'preppy' dressed 19 year old doing having no idea i'm ten times more underground then they will ever be, and that I want to rail their skanky asses in the foodcourt bathroom.

Haha. My local Hot Topic is alright, they have the typical "classic rock" band shirts and stuff, and they have like 3 workers, one of which being this really fucking cool guy who I've talked about some of the more mainstream black metal with, such as Emperor, one of the other two being a pretty damned cute girl, and the third being this guy who looks like a fucking lizard >_<

I should try getting a job there actually, wear blue jeans and a Deep Purple shirt and I wouldn't be too out of place

 

[unknown]

yeah, that would be the one advantage to working at Hot Topic...you do get to wear whatever the fuck you want.

I've bought one thing there and it was a Pink Floyd shirt

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Hot Topic tends to have some cool Classic Rock shirts which is cool I guess.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Hot Topic tends to have some cool Classic Rock shirts which is cool I guess.

 

[Guthrum]

This topic seems to have a few double posts, which is cool I guess.

I rule with the puns. I am the pun master.

 

[unknown]

:Smug:

 

[Chastise]

How can you listen that non-sense scream bullshit?
(said by a britney fan)

 

[Guthrum]

:Smug:

Don't make me shit in your Agalloch box. Next time you reach in there, BAM. There's shit on your fingers.

 

[Mort Divine]

yeah, that would be the one advantage to working at Hot Topic...you do get to wear whatever the fuck you want.

I've bought one thing there and it was a Pink Floyd shirt

Not to mention the benefits are fucking great. I remember looking them up online, and was like WHOAMG awesome, for a store like that anyways they are damned good.

 

[unknown]

Don't make me shit in your Agalloch box. Next time you reach in there, BAM. There's shit on your fingers.

 

[Astrum]

i like hot topic. they are the only place around here where you can get good band shirts etc, besides newbury comics, and they arent even that good.

and the interenet. but thats too much of a hassle.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Evil?]

Don't make me shit in your Agalloch box. Next time you reach in there, BAM. There's shit on your fingers.

LOL

 

[CF87]

I will wear my cool amorphis 'tales from the thousand lakes' shirt and hit on some skank. Maybe a friendship will eventually bond and I can stick my thingy in her!.

 

[Astrum]

I will wear my cool amorphis 'tales from the thousand lakes' shirt and hit on some skank. Maybe a friendship will eventually bond and I can stick my thingy in her!.

 

[UndyingDarkness]

The dumbest question someone ever asked after looking at my ipod was

"Do you believe in the Devil?"

I think he meant to ask if I WORSHIPPED the Devil

 

[Valerie]

metalheads: looking like idiots whenever they try to discuss music that isnt metal

Spectacular Views: using the same witless format for sub-par humor to death.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Spectacular Views: using the same witless format for sub-par humor to death.

LadyValerie: Gay




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[Hatebreeder]

The dumbest question someone ever asked after looking at my ipod was

"Do you believe in the Devil?"

I think he meant to ask if I WORSHIPPED the Devil

Satanism doesn't even promote devil worship. It's all derived from individualism but with the Satanic label slapped on it. It's a load of bullshit.

 

[Valerie]

LadyValerie: Gay




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Is that supposed to be insulting? You're even less creative than Spectacular Views.